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    Where I will post snippets of self-inserts that are just plot bunnies I can't shake or entertaining enough that they have been officially cleared to leave the deep, dark recesses of what most people will call a 'Google Docs'. This depends entirely on my mood and current fandom of obsession, so some may be single-scene one-shots while others might be vaguely continuous.

     

    The Latest Shitpost:

    (Detective Conan)

    Shinichi hovers over the body. It’s been hours and it hasn’t stirred. Shinichi isn’t sure if it ever will. It feels weird to call the child lying on the ground an it, but that’s... basically what it is.

    Because that’s Shinichi’s body. Ghosts are apparently real, because Shinichi is one now. Somehow, the poison he was force-fed had shrunken his body on top of ejecting his consciousness from it. His body, which is somehow still breathing despite Shinichi not being attached to it.

    Then the security guards arrive, and his body wakes up.

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    61/?
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    2
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    Life as Gamzee Makara isn't exactly the happiest one. It's certainly not the worst, but- it's not great. It doesn't help that they're wholly unaccustomed to the merciless brutality of the Alternian lifestyle, too used to the idyllic peace of a suburban Earth town.

    Most trolls are hardened by their harsh circumstances. Violence is natural to them, because they have never known anything else. Gamzee has. They know the world can be better - have lived in a world where things are better - and that makes it difficult to cope.

    And as if that weren't enough already, the imminent Doom of the timeline looms over their head - their very existence threatens the lives of everyone they have ever known. If they don't keep things the same, their timeline will diverge from the Alpha and everyone will die. And they will have no one to blame but themself.

    No matter how desperately they wish to, they can't save everyone. It's all that Gamzee can do to preserve the livelihoods of the few who are destined to survive.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
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    81
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    296
    Bookmarks:
    108
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    3,693
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    In which Diluc reincarnates as Cassian Lee. He mourns a brother, gains a brother, and slowly heals. Jeff will never be a replacement for Kaeya, and Diluc will always miss Mondstadt, but this world has slowly become home, too. He has an older brother now, and his job at Lampas is... fulfilling. He’s still wary of the organization, but Jeff is with Lampas and they don’t seem to be doing harm. So Diluc reluctantly joins, and it grows on him.

    Until. Until-

    Diluc reincarnates as Gwon Gangu. He mourns a brother, gains a sister, but is too afraid of the pain of loss to let himself care for a sibling again. Yuri will never be a replacement for his brothers. Diluc misses Mondstadt. He misses his apartment back in America. He misses home.

    The first time, he had cautiously opened his heart, and he healed. This time, Diluc does not think he has any more heart left to give. He cannot bear to lose someone again.

    (Or: Diluc reincarnates for the second time, and decides to go on a revenge quest, for the second time. He gets a little sidetracked. Just a little.)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    123
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    41
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    1,314
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    Kim Uchan is a psyker trainee. His dream has always been to become a top psyker, and though it’s a far-off goal, he’s on the right track to fulfill it. He has all the hallmarks of a promising psyker; a strong ability, strong morals, a strong sense of duty. He is a psyker, and is mission is to obliterate all villains. It’s as simple as that.

    Or at least, it should be as simple as that. Reality is a bit more complicated.

    It starts when he meets Gwon Gangu. His mind is suddenly rebelling against him - it keeps telling him that the values he’s held to be true for so long are wrong, and beyond all reason his subconscious mind is convinced that Gangu is somehow Cassian Lee. The random headaches aren’t helping, either.

    If things don’t start making sense soon, Uchan is going to lose it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
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    20
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    173
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    37
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    1,831
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    Life as Gamzee Makara isn’t exactly the happiest one. It’s not miserable, but- not the happiest. It’s worse when you’re not accustomed to living on a planet full of violent children and lusii and far more death than there ever was in your typical suburban Earth town.

    Also, the sun burns you. That’s just fucking sad. Gamzee really fucking misses the sun. The moons are cool and all, but seriously, they would kill for twenty minutes with a nice, warm spot of sunlight to doze off in. Did they mention that they really miss the sun? Seriously. Vampire burning-in-the-sun traits. Tragic.

    If only they were fated to actually make it to the new universe after everything was said and done, all the battles fought and won.

    (They never read the epilogues, so they have some hope - but not very much. Not very much at all.)

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    18/18
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    79
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    Tim knows they aren’t a good person. They’re not a bad person, but they aren’t really good. Their morals are a touch too flexible for that, and absolutely nothing will convince them to mess with the greater DCU timeline. Tim could do so much for so many people - save lives, prevent tragedies, give help to people who need it - but they’re selfish, so they only want one thing.

    They want to save Jason Todd. That’s it. That’s all they want. To make a difference for just one person. Tim doesn’t need to be a CEO, or Robin, or have a real family. Honestly, that all sounds like a lot of responsibility they’re too tired to bother with. They just want Jason to be happy, god fucking damn it, and if they have to fight fate itself to make that happen then they’ll do it or die trying.

    Figuring out the rest of their life comes after that.

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    English
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    6,058
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    49
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    837
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    246
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    7,124
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    You are in a subway car.

    The people around you speak words you can’t understand; you only know it’s Korean by virtue of your occasional proximity to the language at home. Your outfit has been changed without your knowledge, though thankfully it’s still made up of clothes from your closet. Your phone is clutched tight in one hand. Your dad's old pocket knife from his army days - appropriated a while back by yours truly - is tucked carefully up your sleeve.

    You... don’t remember boarding a subway car. Your state doesn’t have a subway.

    Then, the dokkaebi appears in casual slaughter and cruel gestures of power.

    Then, this world that is not yours is made bloodied and turned on its head.

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    English
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    10,830
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    941
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    296
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    9,695
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    Eight travelers died together at the end of the world, fighting the fallen god to their final breaths. None of them ever expected to wake up again.

    In another universe, eight travelers are reborn to a world where magic has been replaced by rainbow-colored flames.

     

    AKA: in which i take a knife to canon, because therion is ABSOLUTELY a Cloud but i am NOT making him hibari kyouya, i am biased towards main character h’aanit, and i have a tendency to make cyrus suffer. also their little group has two Skies, and no one understands how it works because logically the presence of two active Skies and a full set of Elements in such a tight-knit friend group would cause turbulence like no fucking tomorrow as the Skies fight over the rest of them, but they just don’t and somehow it works out splendidly.

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    1/?
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    3
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    68
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    20
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    463
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    That is a core.

    That is a core, lying bright yet weak and vulnerable in a messy pool of ectoplasm (that must have been their body, fuck fuck fuck) - the literal embodiment of a ghost’s being. A core is basically equivalent to a soul. And his parents are right here, standing over it with gleaming scalpels and grins of delight - as if they hadn’t just stripped a person of their entire body, as if they aren’t about to dissect and pull into pieces the most intimate part of their very being-

    “Fascinating, isn’t it?” Mom says, her fingers ghosting over the surface of the painfully (wrongfully) exposed core.

    (Help them. Help them. Protect protectprotect, isn’t that your job, isn’t that what you’re still here for?)

     

    All notions of a plan get thrown out the window.

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    Natsuo was just a tired high school student (and done with life's shit). Then, out of nowhere, he got a suspicious text from some random number, complete with the unasked-for location and a fake-sounding name that seems better-suited to that of a quirk’s.

     

    Things snowballed from there, and slowly, his world shifts on its axis.

    (He can't say he regrets it.)

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    1/?
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    224
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    29
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    1,062
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    Time is a fickle thing. Time is quite rigid when it wants to be. Time waits for no one. Time flies at the most inopportune moments.

    Time also loves fucking with her life by making sure she'll never die. Well...correction: Time also loves fucking with her life by making sure she never stays dead.

    Time is an absolute bitch.

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    English
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    2,152
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    10
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    58
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    6,389

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