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"Morning Captain! I've got your breakfast here!" He announced, slightly out of breath. "We're out of those tea cake things but there's biscuits and-"
Lucius got an earful as soon as the door swung open.
Ohmygodholyfuckingshit.
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Lucius learns the importance of knocking before walking into the captain's cabin. Silly smut.
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"Don't you dare, Blanc! I need that for my princess cake!" Phillip shouts, not even taking the time to look up from his work. He doesn't have to. He's got a sixth sense for this sort of thing. Blanc freezes.
"Didn't know we were havin' royalty over for dinner, sugar." The detective mumbles as he licks whipped cream from his upper lip. Blanc sidles up behind Phillip, "Now, what do we have here?" He asks, curious hands wrapping around the baker's middle. Deep in baking mode, he barely reacts to Blanc's touches.
"It's princesstårta, Swedish princess cake. Saw it on the telly once… Thought I'd try it." Phillip answers flatly.
Blanc glances over his shoulder, "Well, color me intrigued... I'm sure it'll be divine. But tell me one thing?"
"Yes?"
"Why is it that confoundin' color? Forgive me, but I reckon it's the same color as Kermit the Frog's behind," He says in that country-fried accent that somehow pushes the boundaries of Southern diction but that his husband finds oddly disarming.
Phillip snorts, "You know I haven't the slightest idea…"
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Blanc chats with his husband about his latest caper. Cloyingly sweet.
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Without a second thought, he mutters, "... some guy came in earlier. Hot guy."
"Stede Bonnet-Teach, were you checking out the male nurses?" Ed teases.
"No… well, yes," Stede says with a shrug. "He had kind eyes." He adds.
Ed raises an eyebrow, "That so? You can tell me about the hot nurse later."
"Not as pretty as you, though." He whispers, staring intently into Ed's eyes again. He's transfixed. "What was your name again?"
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Stede has a heart attack. He wakes up in the hospital in a drug-induced haze, with no recollection of who Ed is... but he flirts with him shamelessly. Extremely sappy.
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He must be a pirate, because he wants my booty by Flyting
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2024
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In which Crowley dabbles in piracy during the Golden Age of Sail, and Aziraphale plays the helpless captive.
“What do you think, Angel, ready to hand over the key to your treasure?”
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01 Feb 2026
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wanna be with you everywhere by aglaophonos, moonyinpisces, p_lumbum
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Nov 2025
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“…So.” Crowley glances fleetingly at Aziraphale, then double-takes at his imploring expression in alarm. “Sorry, what—what was the question? Again?”
“A couple,” says Aziraphale. “We’re a couple. You know that, I know that, you said your whole ‘the group of the two of us’ bit. And even God…” He trails off uncomfortably. No use getting into all of that now, months after the whole Second-Not-Coming nonsense. He asks, “But are we a… ‘Valentine’s Day’ sort of couple?”
“I don’t even know what that means,” Crowley protests desperately.
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It’s their first Valentine's Day as that sort of couple, and Aziraphale and Crowley are determined to do as humans do. Five times London finds a way to ruin their perfect night, and the one time a perfect night finds them.
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09 Apr 2024
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Aziraphale works to purchase a bookshop space, but currently being a woman-shaped creature has its drawbacks when faced with rude property owners. The most obvious solution is to get Crowley to act as his husband and deal with all that nonsense, of course.
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30 Mar 2024
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Five times Stede asks for Ed's forgiveness (feat Shakespeare's sonnets, Jaffa cakes, and well, almost dying) and the one time he finally gets it.
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06 Nov 2023
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Nanty Narking by Dee_Morris
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Jun 2023
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The ineffables cross paths at a wedding. Aziraphale really likes weddings. Crowley is starting to see the appeal.
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26 Jun 2023