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David pursed his lips around the candy before removing it from his mouth, then fixed his steely eyes on his husband. “Just thinking these are awfully nice twist ties for a craft project.”
Or: Nipple Play with a Twist...Tie
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- Part 3 of Kinktober/Smutober
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A kinky, spoopy, fun crossover!
Or, the husbands having a fun night of dress up and Cabaret roleplay together.
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- Part 2 of Kinktober/Smutober
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Date nights happen every Sunday, even if it's just at home. They're trying something new this week.
A submission for Kinktober 2021!
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- Part 1 of Kinktober/Smutober
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David had crossed between the café and what would soon become his new store hundreds of times since moving to Schitt’s Creek. Maybe a thousand even. But never before had there been a little man in a chartreuse vest standing watch on the corner.
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I Don’t Do Well With Running: A Love Letter to C25K by floosilver8
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
12 Aug 2021
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Patrick and David use Couch to 5k to train for a charity race. Patrick is a very good motivator.
(This was just an excuse to write a lot of porn and get out my self-inflicted frustrations at C25K.)
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An Alternative Universe where Patrick and David meet in a yoga class in New York. What happens next?!
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The First Rule of Book Club is...read the damn book!
A dialogue-only look at how the Schitt Book Club goes.
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The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.
You don't need to read the others in the series to follow this one.
Mostly canon compliant, Patrick's POV for the evening of S05E11 Meet the Parents(Title from Tina Turner's "Baby Get It On")
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- Part 12 of Schitt Sex
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Really Honest Emotions, Ones He Can't Help But Show by floosilver8
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
03 Jun 2021
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The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.
You don't really need to read the others in the series to follow this one, but there are some references at the end to a previous convo that could potentially be confusing.
Mostly canon compliant, David's POV for S05E09 The M.V.P.(Title from Tina Turner's "I Don't Wanna Lose You")
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- Part 11 of Schitt Sex
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The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.
You don't need to read the others in the series to follow this one.
Mostly canon compliant, David's POV for just before the cold open of S03E01 Opening Night(Title from Tina Turner's "Paradise is Here")
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- Part 3 of Schitt Sex
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The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.
You don't need to read the others in the series to follow this one.
Mostly canon compliant, David's POV for sometime around S5E12 The Roast(Title from Tina Turner's "Acid Queen")
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- Part 13 of Schitt Sex
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Patrick's new apartment in the city comes with a very distracting man in 13B
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The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek now post-canon!
Prior reading of the other fics in this series probably not required, but this is a continuation of the other D/P/S fics here.(Title from Mariah Carey's "So Blessed")
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- Part 4 of Schitt Sex: Part Deux
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Fulfilling one of the example prompts for the ROMANTIC TROPES category.
Stevie and Twyla run against each other for Town Council.
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David Rose technically owns Schitt Syrup Farms. Patrick Brewer technically works for their local rival Sugarbush Farms. What will happen when they meet at the Maple Festival out of town?
(Everything’s basically the same except the Schitts have a maple syrup farm that David inherited as part of the town’s deed too.)
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The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek now post-canon!
Alexis is home for a visit. On 4/20 ;)
Chp 1 is David POV
Chp 2 is Alexis POV and Stevie/Alexis. You can skip it if it's not your ship.
Prior reading of the other fics in this series not required.(Title from Mariah Carey's "Someday")
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- Part 3 of Schitt Sex: Part Deux
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Patrick has a confession of sorts.
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And I like the way you taste
Some liquor and a chaser
Flavor of forever just
For the night...I'm obsessive with the chase
I'll come but never stay so
Turn me on and up
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The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek now post-canon!
My hand slipped and another three-way happened. Oops.
Patrick's POV.(Title from Mariah Carey's "Emotions")
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- Part 2 of Schitt Sex: Part Deux
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The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.
You don't need to read the others in the series to follow this one.
Mostly canon compliant, Patrick's POV for after S5E6 Rock On! aka The Ken Incident.(Title from Tina Turner's "Two People")
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- Part 10 of Schitt Sex