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    Everything for the past three months has been Gil, Gil, Gil. They'd spent so much time with each other that they'd practically moved in together. He’d gotten used to waking up and having Gil stretched out next to him, going to events with Gil on his arm, eating his meals with Gil across the table, fucking Gil and being fucked by Gil and falling into blissful sleep with Gil in his arms. It fucking sucks to have that suddenly taken away. He feels bereft, like something of him is missing. Empty.

    “Spend more time with us,” Hercules suggests, “Or, I don't know, adopt a cat or something.”

    John furrows his brows together, peering up at him through the tangle of curls that are starting to go crusty from the beer spilled over them.

    “You want me to adopt a cat to replace fucking my boyfriend?”

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    [author name used to be rosenbergs]

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    "Alexander leans into him, whimpers, tips his head back and Gil counts seven hickeys on his throat, seven, and he blinks away the strange jolting shock of knowing it was Thomas who put them there, who sucked and bit and worried at the skin until it bloomed dark reds and purples."

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    The One Where alexander and thomas inch their way slowly towards one another whilst all their friends watch in a mixture of horror and amusement, otherwise known as: Five Times people were kind of surprised and One Time someone was not

    [author name used to be rosenbergs]

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    "Alexander scrimps and Alexander saves and John and Gilbert watch him with worried eyes, try to pay for things on the sly, try to get him to take their money, make his life easier, but Alexander is built on one pillar named pride and another named honour and won’t hear of it, not for a second. He snarls and glares at them, his spine prickling up as he turns his back on them, and John and Gilbert are left helplessly holding limp notes in their hands and watching him walk away."

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    The One Where john and gilbert are rich and don't quite understand what it's like to be poor, but it's okay, because john can just throw money at the problem and it will magically fix itself. or not, as he finds out

    [author name used to be rosenbergs]

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    "He’ll hold Laf’s hand, charm his family, sit through the vows and the speeches and the cake cutting and determinedly not think about how that could have been him, once, up there, declaring his love in front of everyone. He’s got Lafayette, he’s got a free bar, practically nothing can go wrong, surely.

    It turns out that everything can go wrong in a very short amount of time."

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    The One Where alex is forced to spend a painful week being exposed to his ex-boyfriend who he's probably still not over and his adorable baby girl all the while having to convince his best friend's family that they're dating, when they're really, really not

    [author name used to be rosenbergs]

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    "Alexander, 14:36pm: after that, i’ll suck your soft dick into my mouth and just keep it there as it gets hard again

    Lafayette!!, 14:36pm: will you really

    Alex almost chokes on thin air when he realises he’s sent the text to Laf and not to John. He can feel his face flush with his embarrassment and his thumbs fly across the screen, desperate to backtrack.

    Alexander, 14:37pm: shit bro wrong chat bro

    Lafayette!!, 14:38pm: c’est bon

    Lafayette!!, 14:38pm: tell me more"

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    [author name used to be rosenbergs]

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    "His thing with Jefferson is weird and inexplicable and he can’t really pinpoint when it started. Well, he can: it started when Alexander pushed him into a supply cupboard and promptly dropped to his knees."

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    [author name used to be rosenbergs]

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    Alex is small and soft, everything about him is rounded out and plump, and it all fits perfectly in John’s palms like he was made for it. His belly is pleasantly tubby, his hips doughy, his thighs thick and lovely. His ass is out of this world, big and beautiful and John wants to press his fingers in and watch it bounce.

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    A mostly porny follow up to this fic, the vague 'The Office' au wherein Alex has some issues with his body and John wants to show him how much he loves it

    [author name used to be rosenbergs]

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    “Oh my God, it’s fat. Washington named his fat cat after you,” Jefferson says with glee, his eyes shining. Alex ducks his head, his heart crumpling in his chest, feeling hot and ashamed. He avoids everyone’s eyes.

    “Well I think he’s cute,” John states, curling a finger under the cat’s chubby chin. It purrs and leans into him, flicking its ears, and John smiles softly. “That’s definitely a trait Alexander has in abundance,” and Alex blushes when John shoots him a smile over his shoulder.

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    A vague 'The Office' au but without the cameras wherein Alex has some issues with his body and pines hopelessly after John, the cute receptionist who he's had a crush on for years.

    [author name used to be rosenbergs]

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