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In which Noa endeavors to understand his electric spear—and, by extension, Mae.
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Drake walks in on Josh and Drew kissing. In the aftermath he can’t decide which is worse: his concussion or his jealousy.
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Help! My Best Friend Started a Cult and Desires Global Genocide by frogspindle
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
15 Jan 2024
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Dr. Phil gestured to the projected photo.
“These three tikes grew up, joined the military and went through, apparently, ‘countless trials that only brought them closer’. Now I want you to hone in on the one in the middle, with the brown hair and bright eyes. How cute is he.” An unsettling pause shifted audience perception of this cherub from fond to fearful. And for good reason:
“What if I told you this boy, Eren, grew up to start a cult and now threatens global genocide?”
(OR: Fed up with Eren's genocidal ideations, Armin and Mikasa send in a last-ditch application to the Dr. Phil show hoping to finally break through to him. Chaos ensues.)
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Sticks and Stones by frogspindle
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
22 Mar 2022
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In a world where individuals are marked with their last words, the very, very prideful Revali tries to deal with his being very, very embarrassing.
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Killing Elvis by David Hines (hradzka) for Leah (ljenner)
Fandoms: Alien series (1979 1986 1992)
24 Dec 2009
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Dr. Liu,
Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.
We're expecting some big grant money from this.
Burke
Burke,
Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?
. . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.
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25 Aug 2024
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If at First You Don't Succeed... by Feneris
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
18 Oct 2014
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In which the 104th Cadet Corp finds themselves locked in a time-loop centered around the battle of Trost, Jean bemoans the fact that he's always the last one standing, and thus the one who has to clean up after everyone, superior officers wonder just what the hell Shadis is feeding the kids in basic, people loose dignity betting on titan fights, Armin comes up with a brilliant plan to beat the armored titan, and Marco always dies. Always
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26 Dec 2023
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Playing for Keeps by LogicalBookThief
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
26 Nov 2019
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"Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"
Your mom
"Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"
Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.
My mom
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07 Dec 2023
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Katara and Aang have not seen each other for more than four years. Because reunion stories are fun. And they are even more fun when they are smutty.
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In which Walt gets a surprise present and Jesse fundamentally misunderstands the nature of a children's show, and, incidentally, probably the nature of Walt, as well.
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13 Aug 2023