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Mac and Dennis Start an OnlyFans by fulltimegirlfailure
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 Apr 2026
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“Any sexual contact between us would therefore be, logically, academy award worthy.”
After The Gang ragebaits Dennis into a viral meltdown, the internet is thirsty to see Mac and Dennis get it on. Cue humiliating deepfakes, the art of making smut and plenty of homoerotic cruelty as Dennis desperately tries to regain control of his image and get his 'happy ending'.
Can Dennis keep Mac fed on scraps or is it true that he can’t live up to expectations?
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"Did you think about me whilst you fucked her?"
Mac’s hope for diffusion dissipates instantly, leaving something incomprehensible in its wake.
"No man. What the fuck." There’s something starting to overboil inside, making his answer a hiss.
Recklessly, he rushes out "Unless that’s what you wanted Den?"
"Such a pleaser Mac."
Canon divergence from ‘The D.E.N.N.I.S. System'.
Mac’s got his Move-in After Completion system down to an art but has his scheme been as subtle as he thinks?
(Of course not.)
Bruising moments shall ensue.