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On the subject matter of the sexual desire object of Dr. Ryland Grace: a study by belladothprotesttoomuch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 Jun 2026
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“Dr. Grace, are you aware that I receive reports on all activities that happen aboard this ship? Both scientific and… non-scientific.”
Obviously. She’s like Big Brother if he were East German and mean in a hot way.
“Uh, yeah. Why?”
She turns to look at her monitor. Rude.
“Right, so what’s “Bossy Ginger CEO Puts Blond Intern In His Place” about, exactly?”
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Or: the one where Grace can’t stop watching porn starring redheads with blue eyes, for no particular reason. Stratt, naturally, is aware of it.
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24 Jun 2026
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perfect disease by EthanTheAnnus
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 May 2026
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“What’s — What’re you —”
“Grace,” she says evenly, reaching to loosely curl her hand around his cock, watching the way his expression shifts and he squirms under her. “Your job is just to lie there. Not to ask questions.”
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Stratt and Grace have a regular pattern to the way they have sex. Stratt changes things up.
(Alternatively; the first time they have penetrative sex.)
(Title from the Wombats song of the same name!)
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24 Jun 2026
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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22 Jun 2026
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Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours by OzQueen for Val_Creative
Fandoms: The Mummy Series, The Mummy (1999)
30 Aug 2021
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She had told Rick, just over a week ago, that she didn't believe in curses. She didn't believe in spells, or the dead becoming undead.
But that was before Imhotep. That was before Hamunaptra. Before Ardeth, and his dark eyes and magnetic pull.
Now she can feel part of herself lost somewhere, like she's trying to find her way back to a place she once knew.
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21 Jun 2026
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"Not every adventure has monsters," Evelyn says, slipping her hand into Rick's and taking the lead, angling herself through the morning crowd. "Some adventures are utter pleasure from beginning to end."
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20 Jun 2026