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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    “Such a harsh judge,” Fiyero said with a teasing smirk. “I think Miss Elphaba has forgotten how to be objective.”

    Crope laughed and Elphaba’s frown deepened. How unfair. She pointed a long finger at him, nail looking sharper than usual, and said heatedly, “Just because I’m in love with Galinda, it doesn’t mean I can’t be objective. The boundaries were sworn upon. Crope was the last one to touch the shuttle. That makes its Galinda’s point.”

    Silence greeted her words, more than she expected, even if they did see sense in her judgment after all. Which, to be honest, she didn’t expect them to. Narrowing her eyes in suspicion, she looked at each of them in turn and was bewildered to see them all in some sort of state of shock.

    For his Ozness’s sake, what was it now?

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    01 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Elphaba is high key hot and everyone keeps hitting on her. Galinda's horny, yearny, pathetic, and tired of Elphaba ignoring the obvious fact that she'd be more popular if she'd just embrace her hotness. cuddling ensues and leads tooooo...smut! *fireworks & gelphie banners*

    i heart the gelphie fandom 4eva

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    31 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Deciding that enough time has passed for Elphaba to be sufficiently in suspense, Glinda steps closer. "Three words, Elphie. Yellow," she takes another step, and the floor groans again in protest. "Brick." And another, so they’re nose-to-nose. "Road trip."

    Glinda falls on the bed that she'd made mere moments before. As she kicks her heels in excitement, Elphaba lets herself pretend like she's just passed her finals or gotten kissed or found a blouse to match her bag. For a clock-tick, the whole world is in their hands again. Everything and nothing matters, and they're far from rounding the corner to thirty.

    "Isn't it absolutely temptatulating?!"

    Or: An ex-college situationship turned political rivalry copes poorly with their Saturn Return by making a series of increasingly bad decisions with friends while traveling Oz in a beat-up car, tropes abound

    (A roadtrip AU)

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    19 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    "You don't know the meaning of the word," Galinda says, crossing her arms. "You're never sick."

    "Only because you have never paid attention."

    Or: Elphaba has a problem at the most inconvenient time for Galinda. How horrendifying.

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    11 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    It’s then that Galinda realizes two important things.

    One: that while she herself is lacking in experience, she’s been called to be a teacher here, for Elphaba.

    Two: she wants to kiss Elphaba more desperately than she’s ever wanted to kiss anyone.

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    19 Nov 2025