funkthead
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Decimation: to destroy or remove one-tenth of (something).
Your name is JADE HARLEY. [...] It has been a FEW WEEKS since you began your journey through the YELLOW YARD, and you are frankly having A BIT OF A SHIT TIME. Your MANY INTERESTS have not helped to improve your DOWNHEARTED MOOD all that much, as you have experienced a FUNDAMENTAL DISRUPTION to your SENSE OF SELF after your ascension to GOD TIER.
Jade and her friends enter the Yellow Yard just as their identities begin to properly take shape. Sburb has changed a lot about them and their lives, leaving a lot up to question. Who are they? Who are they meant to be? What matters to them? What should matter to them? Most of these questions are not handled well, or with much tact, as young teenagers tend to do. Expect things to be very messy.
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The comatose pilot of Evangelion Unit-01 comes to a (fairly) sudden realisation about themselves. Begins around the time of episode 20.
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I will always hold you close, but I will learn to let you go by kozzax
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Apr 2026
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Your name is the Wishful Voice.
You wave the Prime Mailperson off, as you reach the construction zones. She has her own offices to work on— after all, the postal service cannot continue operating from within your can forever.
While she begins her work on the foundations of the postal office, you continue forward to where the community center will sit. Today, you will be working to coat the exterior with a variety of protective layers, so that the center can hold its own for centuries to come.
It is just as you’re laying down the first strokes of protective coating that a gentle popping noise draws your attention. You look over your shoulder in concern— months of working on construction for Can Town has taught you that any unexpected noise could mean danger, could be a genuine cause for concern —only to be met with... confusion.
Someone is standing there. Someone you don’t know is standing there.
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OR: WV is caught off-guard by a ret-conning June, who has come to correct her name and gender identity throughout history.
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30 Jun 2026
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where everyone knows your name by digital_deixis (solar_syzygy)
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
21 Jun 2026
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Retracing your steps is supposed to help you process, right?
A newcomer arrives in the circus after all is said and done.
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23 Jun 2026
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lucky rabbit's foot by verboseDescription
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
06 May 2026
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Velvet knows that she's a copy. It's impossible for her not to. After all, she put this headset on once before a few years ago, and she can see the results of that bad decision staring her right in the face. And it looks like no one's bothered to let that version of her know she's a girl, so of course it's Velvet's job to get this closet-case to open up.
Too bad she's also, really, really annoying.Or: Jax cracks her own egg
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25 Jun 2026
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You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.
Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.
Your head is horribly, horribly empty.
The date is April 13th, 2009.
How do you cope?
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28 May 2026
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Recanonisation is a tricky process, and as time goes on, you're beginning to realise more than just your life has been dragged out of the shell of obscurity.
June Egbert. Post-Meat. A lengthy meditation on gender, canonical dissolution, and what it means to be someone well beyond the end of everything.
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01 Apr 2026