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"How old are you?"
"Physically?" Maui says, staring out to the sea. "Around 35."
Moana tilts her head. "And mentally?"
Maui's gaze fades further and further beyond the horizon. He whispers. "Four or five times that."
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"Wha' tha FUCK was that?" Hook snarled, fuck ripping out of his throat like it had been stick there for too long, caged. She was caged, too. But she liked this one, the one he made with his arms and body and hand gripping her face, foul nails digging into her forehead.
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Maybe it started on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night after even the house elves were asleep
when the two boys slid down against the cabinets and knocked their heads against wood to keep from saying things too soon.- Language:
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rizzo and kenickie, years before they were anything but a blondie and a bitch
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The Delicate Art of Trolling Your Immortal Family by get_it_gompers
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
27 Oct 2024
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Nicky believes Beyonce is a car model, Andy and Quynh think the Macarena is a French funeral dance, and Joe thinks btw stands for bring the wife.
Booker and Nile may need to buy matching troll dolls.
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In which the author discovers just how many ways there are to fall in love with someone at a gas station.
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There is no room for her. There is barely room for him. She tugs her mother's kyber crystal from around her neck and tucks into into his hand.
"Go," she tells the pilot, who she does not know. She would trust each person on board with her life. She cannot trust them with their own, so she locks her gaze to the pilot as a last resort. "Go!"
Cassian and Jyn both survive Scarif. Each thinks the other is dead.
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21 Mar 2026
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We Moved Into a Real House (a Wild Field Behind it) by smokesatellite
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
11 Apr 2025
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Slowly, she turned to look at him. “They’re engaged.”
“Huh,” Ekko muttered. “Didn’t take Vi as the married type.”
“Me neither." Her voice was a mere lull. “But people…they change. They go.”
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Jinx and Ekko are childhood best friends and roommates who share a complicated history — Jinx struggles with fear of abandonment while Ekko clings to a savior complex he can't always fulfil.
Isha is a foster kid in need of a home.
Together, the three of them find ways of redefining family.
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10 Feb 2026
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Hermione's eighth year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron - how will she cope? [Epilogue? What epilogue?] Prevalent alchemy.
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05 Sep 2025
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It’s not lost on her that technically, her dating pool is now exactly one person, if she wants to be with somebody who won’t die on her. Still, “you’re my only option” is miles away from being a good enough reason to give it a shot.
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5 Times Nile & Booker Ended Up in a Romance Novel Scenario + 1 Time They Didn’t
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Are you there God? It's me, Peter. by Lodien
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
01 Feb 2024
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“What about him is so special?”
“Ereshkigal, ‘m not sure you quite care about that.” Pete adjusted the leather of his gloves, staring up into her cherry eyes. “A mortal’s little crush isn’t the type of thing I can see you fretting over.”
Her voice rang like nails on steel, same as it had when he first fell into her web. She had become more sociable, more human since then, but that part of her hadn’t changed. “Is it a crime for me to be intrigued by my child’s feelings? To be devoted to your growth?”
Pete groaned, falling back. Her child, he mumbled. “Really, though? Hobie’s just… a guy. I’ll get over him.”
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Noir's patron questions him.
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02 Jan 2025