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    “Ah.”

    “‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”

    “It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.

    Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.

    “Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”

    “What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.

    (Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)

    (It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)

    (in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)

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    18 Oct 2026

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    Shane Hollander has two incapacitated hands so he needs his good bro Ilya Rozanov to help him jerk off

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    Shane and Ilya are completely straight here

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    17 Oct 2026

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    His mom put Rozanov in the room across from Shane. Their house wasn’t very big: they were renting it while Shane was playing in Kingston. But they did have room for a billet, and his mom had room in her brain to feel responsible for one, so: Rozanov.

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    14 Oct 2026

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    Shane Hollander would probably rather die than admit to the world (or himself) that he’s a sub, because all respected NHL players are doms. When years of living a touch-starved, repressed, hockey-focused life finally catch up with him and cause a medical emergency, he’s not scared or sad. He’s fucking angry. And he becomes Ilya Rozanov’s problem at the Behavioral Education & Authority Relationships Services (B.E.A.R.S. for short).

    Or: Shane is strong, stubborn, difficult and he bites. Ilya is extremely patient but instantly whipped. A not entirely typical bdsm AU.

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    03 Oct 2026

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    Ilya is a Bratva hitman, and Shane is his crime scene cleaner. When Shane finally pays off his debts and signals his intentions to leave, Ilya has only the summer to convince him to stay.

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    29 Sep 2026