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How Can You Be the Goat if You're Wrong? by goatfungus
Fandoms: 鸣潮 | Wuthering Waves (Video Game)
20 Jun 2026
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A blind swordsman, a scientist, and a goat walk into the room. Scar is in the corner, quaking in his bodysuit (eventually).
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Calcharo really likes them violent, against the class system, and most of all compassionate for the poor and vulnerable.
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Erik has a gigantic problem.
A gigantic problem in the shape of the leader of the Avis unit, to be precise. He cannot be around you without becoming so flustered that he dives right into a full blown educational word vomit that lasts almost an hour, before clamming up and slinking away to reflect on his life.
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me and cat mama rolled into the distant fog (little did she know im a nasty dog) by ohwitchpls
Fandoms: 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
16 Jul 2026
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Valko was doing just fine.
Every Canvas assignment was submitted before 11:59 PM, even if metallurgy was an absolute bitch to study in a graduate program. The wound beneath his right sleeve was healing just fine, and he was still contemplating a tongue piercing even though his momma would probably wring him up like a dishrag. The senior dogs down at Astra Animal Rescue practically worshipped him on Thursdays. Life was good, predictable, and—unfortunately—still very, very fuckin’ single.
Then cat mama wandered into life, and, oh no, there’s hot sauce in his dog chow.
Now it's back to the kitty . . .
. . . 'cause she's kinda pretty.
And Valko doesn’t know what the fuck he’s gonna do.
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07 Jul 2026