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    Edward is transported to the Wizarding world and must fight his way back home.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    He has to be the weirdest Hufflepuff Harry’s ever seen.
    Scratch that, he’s the weirdest Hufflepuff Hogwarts has ever seen.

    (One thing everyone could agree on: NEVER call Edward Elric short.)

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    24 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    While visiting their teacher in Dublith, Edward and Alphonse are captured by insurgents from Aerugo. With no idea where they're being held or why and with escape promising to be more dangerous than captivity, the brothers have no choice but to comply with their captors' demands if they are to have any hope of making it out alive and protecting the people they love most.

    This fic (single longfic, not an anthology) will be a multi-fill project for Whumptober 2025
    Chapter 1 fills: #8 "Held at Gunpoint" and #11 "Laceration"
    Chapter 2 fills: #6 "Medical Restraints" and #13 "Insignia"
    Chapter 3 fills: N/A
    Chapter 4 (late) fills: #12 "Withholding Medical Treatment" and #15 "Live-Streamed Torture"
    Chapter 5-8: N/A

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    09 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    finished, waiting 4 updates

    YUMMY ANGST

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    There were many legends about Edward Elric. Some bizarre: like that he was a dragon, veela or squib. That his skin under gloves was covered in scars, feathers or scales.
    No one could proof them right, nor wrong.
    He was strange. quiet and loud, Genius and imbecile. Untamed. Not afraid of anyone. Nor teachers, students or ghost.
    Thou many theories, everyone agreed on one. He was dangerous.

    "I think one student has a crusch on me" Roy Mustang said suddenly.
    Snape raised an eyebrow at the Alchemy professor who appeared seemingly out of nowhere five years ago.
    "Many have" he said gruffly. "Thou not as many as Lockhart did" added with a dismissive snort. Mustang was not THAT popular
    "I am not talking about girls who think I am handsome"; he surely wasn’t humble. – I am talking about a crush-like... obsession." Snape looked at Mustang once again and for once he did not see that fake smile. The alchemy professor was genuinely worried. And only because of that was Snape willing to hear him out
    "well? Who is she?" he nodded. Roy Mustang took a deep breath and looked him into the eyes
    "Not she. It’s Edward Elric"
    Snape choked
    *A/N: It is misunderstanding not romance :) 

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    17 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    finished, waiting 4 updates
    SO FUCKING GOOD IM GONNA BUST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    This is where I throw all my stuff featuring one Edward Elric fucking up the Harry Potter timeline like the walking human disaster tornado he is. Enjoy!

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    17 Jun 2026