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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Bilbo has been invited to Hogwarts, the biggest magic school in middle Earth...in his sixth year. Rather unusual for a hobbit, but hey, Bilbo is excited to go and somehow in only one year he will manage to join a company of the most trouble-causing dwarves, search for gold, force a prince into a baking club, piss off the headmaster, piss of an elf king, piss off a small hamlet and accidently get the attention of Orcs, followers of the darkest wizard Smaug. Easy to say, studying at Hogwarts is the least of Bilbos worries.

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    29 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    When Bilbo is transferred from the Shire PD, Detective Inspector Thorin Oakenshield gets more than he bargained for.

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    29 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Hobbits had a connection with the earth, they were born with a piece of land in them. Most hobbits’ piece of land is in the shire, or in a nearby area at least. There are quite a few hobbits in the city of Bree and near the Blue Mountains, but those are rare. Some hobbits- the Landless -don’t even find their plot of land at all, so they pick a land of their own to simply take care of.

     

    There is one special hobbit named Bilbo Baggins, nearing his forties, a confirmed bachelor, who is landless.

    Poor Mister Baggins.

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    26 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    When hobbit prince-consort Bilbo Baggins steps into the brutal world of Erebor’s guildmaster politics, everyone expects bloodshed, until Bilbo disarms the fiercest dwarrow in the mountain with something no one would have guessed.

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    25 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Unlike other races, hobbits don't have a language on their own. But in what language particularly they excel at, is the language of flowers. So, when recently returned rightful owner of Bag End starts planting his garden anew, the residents of Hobbiton notice the most particular and devastating thing…
    Bilbo Baggins is going mad with grief.

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    24 Apr 2026