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- South Park (16)
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Kyle’s eyes are wholeheartedly awake as he pushed Stan back a little to properly look at him.
“What’re you…dude. You do like boobs.”
The way Kyle said it almost made Stan laugh. “I love your boobs, yeah.”Or: Stan acts on an urge he’s had since…well, since he’s laid eyes on Kyle’s chest.
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- Part 4 of Stan’s Guide To…
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Unbeknownst to Stan, a shooting star fell that night. One of the many celestial bodies must’ve felt pity for him, and came all the way to earth and twinkled as if to tell him, “Okay, Stan. I heard you.”
If he opened his eyes, a second would’ve been enough, he would’ve seen it. And maybe then he would’ve been a little more prepared for his entire world to change, all by one, single person.
Kyle sneezes that very same night, someone must’ve been talking about him.
Or: Stan, who wished for somebody. And Kyle, who appeares a week later and becomes much more.
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When Butters woke up that morning, he had no intention of striking a bargain with the devil. But after his world unraveled in a matter of minutes, the whisper of temptation offered him exactly what he wanted most: a better life.
At a cost, of course.
In this new life, Butters has everything he ever dreamed of. He’s popular. His parents adore him. And he’s dating Kenny, the boy he’s secretly loved for as long as he can remember. For once, his future looks bright.
But perfection doesn’t come free. The longer he stays, the more his new world begins to rot. Butters learns what all bargains share: the devil always comes to collect, and he’s already on his way.
Or: What would you do for everything you’ve ever wanted?
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Stan’s Guide to: Handling Your Very Pregnant (Not) Wife by haildeleah
Fandoms: South Park
27 Aug 2025
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Any other time, Kyle would’ve denied it faster then Stan can process the question. But since he’s practically brainless right now, Stan can get away with being known as Kyle’s husband.
What was that saying? Happy wife, happy life? Husband, in this case, but the rule still applies.
Or: Stan’s guide on how he handles his very pregnant (not wife), Kyle, who also happens to be his best friend and crush of 9 years.
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- Part 3 of Stan’s Guide To…
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For as long as Butters could remember, there had only ever been one boy who lived in his heart.
Kenny McCormick — golden-haired, effortlessly charming, and forever out of reach. To Butters, he was like something out of a dream, too bright and beautiful to ever belong to someone like him. There was no chance, not in this world or any other, that they could ever be together. Or at least, that’s what Butters had always believed.
But all it takes is one school project to shift everything. A twist of fate, a quiet pull that draws Kenny’s attention in a way Butters never expected. And before he knows it, he’s standing in Kenny’s line of sight — really seen for the first time.
It comes like a soft tap on the shoulder, as if the town of South Park itself is leaning in to whisper, “Nothing here is impossible.”
Or: the ballad of a young god, and his one and only love.
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Tom Riddle is a frightening coil of darkness, cruelty, and greatness, and changing him is Harry’s only hope for saving people he loves. Going back in time, he takes Tom from the orphanage, but his optimism shatters with every year they spend together.
Tom still longs for darkness. Tom stifles him in his possessiveness. Tom is fixated on him to the point of destroying the world just to keep him.
But Harry loves him. And the future changes.