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    5 Times Venti, The Bard, Accidentally Did A God Thing + 1 Time He Couldn't Gaslight Everyone Into Believing It Didn't Happen

    In case of accidental performance of miracles, there are a number of ways in which undercover gods may escape questioning by suspicious mortals. If you were to confront Venti, the Bard, for example, he might have this to say:
    1) You saw what? No, you didn't.
    2) It's an anemo vision thing!
    3) I'm... I'm so scared and traumatized... We were attacked...
    4) It wasn't me?! It was Jean (insert scapegoat) !
    5) Everything in combination

    An unknown beast is at large in Mondstadt. Confronted with an understaffed Knights of Favonius, Venti offers his assistance to a frazzled Jean, who is concerned for the safety of Mondstadt’s young, adventurous, and free-spirited allogenes.

    Alternatively: Venti embarks on a grand babysitting adventure with three-quarters of Mondstadt’s young playable characters. Complete and posts on Tuesdays and Fridays.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    His home cracks and festers around him. Kei just wants to make it to graduation.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    It’s, surprisingly, Alfred that kickstarts one of the worst days of his life.

    Or: Tim doesn't realize how not okay he is until he suddenly does. The fallout is bad.

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    22 Jul 2025

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    “So,” says Wendy. “How much did the little dudes tell you about their summers here?”

    “Oh, I don’t know. They told me about the friends they made, some of the things they did. Why?”

    “Right.” Wendy nods. “Um. I have to leave immediately.”

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    Wirt decides the best thing for his family at the moment is to move. And what better place than Gravity Falls? Gravity Falls has family, friends, history, and enough secrets to drown in.

    He really wishes someone would tell him what the hell is going on.

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    08 May 2025

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    Kaoru’s been going to Kojiro for help with his heats since they were teenagers, and it’s the one thing they don’t fight about. Fighting would mean talking – and for reasons Kaoru doesn’t want to examine too closely, he’d rather skate S stark naked than talk to Kojiro about their arrangement.

    Happily, Kojiro seems to want to talk about it as little as he does.

    Kaoru’s twenty-five. He’s a successful businessman. A tech genius. A talented artist. It would be monumentally stupid to be in love with a womanising idiot playboy whose biceps are bigger than his brain, and so Kaoru isn’t. (Spoiler: He is.)

    Then Adam nearly kills him, and suddenly things aren’t so simple any more.

    *Novel-length fic, complete at 24 chapters \o/ Posting as an Advent calendar fic – one chapter a day during December 1st to 24th. Happy holidays!*

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    08 Apr 2025