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Striking Gold (aka Californication) by halfthyme
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
14 Oct 2025
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"Where are you lodged?” This time, Phil didn’t seem to be flirting. Dan thought he might genuinely want to know, though he wasn’t sure why.
“Why?” Dan asked suspiciously.
“Whoa there!” It was Phil’s turn to blush. “I didn’t mean it like that!”
“Well, what did you mean then?” Dan asked, narrowing his eyes suspiciously. “Because the only other reason would be a robbery.”
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OR, a random Gold Rush AU I wrote in 8th grade history class 10 years ago, in honor of the Phan hard launch.- Language:
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[REDACTED] Melvin and Sprax Djohngathan make out backstage.
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The first thing he notices is that the source of light is a lot smaller than he expected. The second thing he notices is that neither sun is rising, and he scrambles to put the pieces together. When his eyes readjust, he realizes that it’s a bird — a glowing bird, at that. Keith tracks it, bright as fire, as it comes closer and closer, waiting for the right moment…
Or, Keith & Lance are paired up on another mission in another strange world far from home. This time, though, they discover scenes out of a fairy tale that inspire them to speak their truth. Based on the fairy tale "The Firebird".
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Lance grins sunnily at him. “We’re partnered up!”
“And?” Hunk prompts.
“And…” Lance pauses for dramatic effect. “Our comm spec is named Pidge Gunderson and he’s tiny,” he rushes out excitedly.
“Wait, tiny compared to you?”
“No, he’s literally like five feet tall,” Lance explains.
Hunk cocks his head. “You know this how?”
Lance wiggles his fingers teasingly in Hunk’s general direction. “A little birdie told me.”
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For Heart & Home: A VLD Family Zine.
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The Princess Badass by GuestPlease, ircnman (halfthyme)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Princess Bride (1987)
03 Sep 2017
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An adventure of pirates and princesses, of derring-do, of true love and torture. This isn't your usual retelling of the Princess Bride.
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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- Part 1 of wading in waist-high water
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15 Dec 2025
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Charlie wants his ex back. The problem is he’s in a new relationship, and this time it’s an open one.
He knows they go to swingers parties together. He wants to go too, to prove he could be into that sort of thing. It's couples only. Not ideal, but also not a problem he can't solve.
He needs to find a fake boyfriend, and fast. Enter Nick Nelson from work, serial womaniser and all-round irritating human being. He’s not Charlie’s first pick, but he’s probably the only person crazy and horny enough to go along with it. After all, it’s an opportunity for him to get laid as much as he wants while Charlie attempts to seduce his ex all over again. Win win.
What could possibly go wrong?
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16 Jun 2025
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identify your wants by waydownhadestown for FireBatVillain
Fandoms: The Masquerade Series - Seth Dickinson
15 May 2023
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Lindon is drowning.
He’s a tall man, and a strong one. Taller and stronger than Svir. Not as tall as the waves breaking one by one over his head, or as strong as the pull of the moon dragging them inexorably forward. The tide on its way in, the sea in its customary on-and-off embrace of the land. And Lindon, struggling fruitlessly: chains glinting a dark and ugly gray under the bleak, cloud-filtered rays of the morning sun.
Svir can see it all. He can hear it, too. The clatter of the chains, the crash of the waves, the agony of Lindon’s cries. His own name. His own heartbeat in his ears. Loud. Not loud enough to drown any of the rest of it out.
(Baru Cormorant has just become Falcrest's first truly unbound cryptarch. Svirakir wishes she hadn't.)
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10 Jun 2025
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K'diwa: A Steamy Novel of Interspecies Romance, by Jim Kirk by branwyn
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Oct 2021
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Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.
Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.
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06 Mar 2025
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The Third Wheel by littlebirdtold
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
23 Sep 2013
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Academy AU. In which Cadet Kirk constantly crashes Cadet Uhura's dates with Commander Spock and monopolizes his attention.
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05 Mar 2025