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    In which Peter and Tony get to know each other gradually over a series of incidents, communicate far less awkwardly by message than in person, there are pigs, a field trip with spears, Peter lurks, Tony invents, they worry about each other and everything is sweet and nothing hurts.

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    “I finally saw the footage of Coney Island. What were you thinking?”
    “I was thinking we probably wouldn’t crash. Actually I wasn’t, uh… you know how you sometimes just operate on that part of your brain that was, like, originally reserved for hunting woolly mammoths?”
    “That’s an exceedingly verbose way to say ‘I was a fucking dumbass’.”
    Peter laughs. He rolls his head to the side to smile at Tony. “You know, Mr. Stark. I thought you were gonna be way more upset about all this.”
    “It’s been a long day,” Tony says.
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    Or: Tony dealing with the plane crash on Coney Island for a whole Monday. Shouldn’t take long.

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    Thalia’s face turned beseeching, though it was obvious she was not taking the situation particularly seriously. “Oh, Apollo, won’t you forgive him?”
    “No.”
    “He misses you!”
    “Too bad, so sad.”
    “He helped those little demigods of yours!”
    “One of whom was his own son. I’d call that the bare minimum.”

     

    Three short stories set in the Bad Sons universe.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    Between all of his commitments, Peter’s grades start slipping, putting him in danger of losing his academic scholarship to Midtown. Stressed and guilt-ridden about the effect this will have on May’s finances, he ends up worrying himself sick and having a breakdown in Tony’s lab.

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    He wasn't sure what exactly jerked him awake, but he immediately knew he was in no way ready to return to being alive. Then, he heard the elevator close and vague sounds of a human… doing something. Also vague.

    He was still flirting with the beauty sleep - hard.

    "Babe?" He tried calling out, but a slurred mumble came out instead.

    "Uhhh, wrong babe, I think."

    Tony sluggishly propped himself up and turned to squint sleepily over the backrest.

    "Yeah, no shit," he said, then yawned. "You're a literal baby. What're you doing 'ere, kid?"

    "Um, well, remember how you said I can come over any time?"

    The brain protested against any labor yet, but Tony started taking note of surroundings. Peter stood in his Spider-Man suit, seemingly unharmed, just nervously shifting left and right. The Spider-Man mask going through some rough treatment at the hands of his… hands.

    Okay, Tony, wake up.

    "I hoped for a little warning, but yeah, I must've said that."

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    Peter lost a backpack again. Tony is tired. That's it, that's the plot.

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    10 Aug 2025