hamburphobia
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tips and stilettos ✩‧˚ by hamburphobia
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
22 Jan 2023
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"Have you decided on what to order, yet?"
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In which Loid's just a waiter at a top notch restaurant: WISE, while Yor has recently moved up the ranks in Garden, and now has money to burn.
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- Part 1 of Spy x Family Sillies
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My Nails as Pink as Your Lips by hamburphobia
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
13 Nov 2022
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“So, are you ready to tell us your wish?” He asked, petting Bond as his black beady eyes slowly started to close.
“Anya has multiple wishes.” She responded with a sinister grin as if she was planning something mischievous, and she was. She was.
“As long as they aren’t too difficult…”
Anya took in a big inhale before screaming out her first wish. “I wanna paint your nails!”
Anya's birthday wish was to paint his nails. What could go wrong?
Actually, not a lot of things went wrong.
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- Part 2 of Spy x Family Sillies
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Midterms are coming up, and Anya is just one star away from becoming an Imperial Scholar, she must ace this! While (accidentally) eavesdropping on her classmates, she had a wonderful (terrible) idea to invite Becky, Damian, and his lackeys over to study at her house! It's an easy way for all of them to efficiently gather up enough information in time for the midterms, what could go wrong?
A lot of things could go wrong. Way too many things can go wrong.
Especially if your parents are attractive to the world, and especially if your friends think so, as well...
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- Part 3 of Spy x Family Sillies
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Securing World Peace: One Simp at a Time by hamburphobia, submissive_escargot
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
22 Oct 2022
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War breaks out between the two rival countries; Ostania and Westalis. Tensions are higher than ever, and there seems to be no hope for negotiation.
No hope, except for WISE’s trump card: The prettiest man in Berlint.
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Painting My Cheeks Red by hamburphobia
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
05 Oct 2022
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"Yor, what's better?!"
"...What?!"
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Camilla and Millie had a heated argument in the break room, and when their argument seems to never reach its end, it's up to Yor to break it up.
What's better? Artsy guys or humorous guys?
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- Part 4 of Spy x Family Sillies
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"Who are you?" Twilight sternly asked.
"Loid Forger."
"No, that can't be! Who are you?" he demanded to know more eagerly, leaning over the table and pulling strongly on the other man's cheek.
"Excuse me? That's my real face."
"Listen, Twilight," both men turned their heads to Franky, "This will surely sound surreal, but you might have spawned a version of yourself from a parallel universe."
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Takes place loosely after the bus/kidnapping arc / chapter 75.
Bookmarked by hamburphobia
03 Sep 2023
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Ostania's top spy, the Seductress Thorn Princess, returns from a year-long mission to initiate her newest, hardest task yet: Start a family and find a doting husband.
Yor Briar stumbles upon the oddest people to complete her already odd family:
The daughter, an esper.the husband, a killer for the hire.
Bookmarked by hamburphobia
29 Jan 2023
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if you want a fic where the roles are reversed and even their personalities this fic is literally a godsend
its super cute too!!!!! cutest one-shot i've read in a while, and its pretty funny lmao
give it a read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#THORNLIGHT is trending by MyriadOfThings
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
16 Oct 2022
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#THORNLIGHT
Trending in United StatesFans react to an unfamiliar person appearing in the background of internet personality ThornPrincess’s stream. Many are speculating it is her longtime rival/friend, Twilight.
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Set about 6 months after the first fic. Less minecraft this time around and much, much more internet crack.
Edit: no knowledge of minecraft or streaming necessary for comprehension!!!
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- Part 2 of I'm in love with an E-Girl
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all that is necessary by submissive_escargot
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
07 Aug 2022
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A client figures out Thorn Princess’s identity and targets her family. Yor is not pleased.