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    and then, all at once by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    13 Aug 2021

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    “I like to disclose my personal life on a need-to-know basis. But I believe that if I play my cards right, I can come out in a way that minimizes questioning about my love life, sexual interests, or, god forbid, attempts at matchmaking.” Giorno shudders.

    Mista lights up, snapping his fingers. “Boyfriend.”

    Giorno’s elbow jerks involuntarily, nearly knocking over his bowl of dry ingredients. “What?” he asks, startled.

    “You need a fake boyfriend!” Mista explains. “Think: She’s All That, To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, and I mean, 10 Things I Hate About You does it so well, it’s honestly the best of the genre.”

    Giorno purses his lips. “I thought we agreed to not bring up rom-coms again.”

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    Or, Giorno and Mista are roommates who need to fake a relationship. This can only ever go one way, can it?

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    21 Aug 2026

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    No Compasses, No Signs by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)  

    24 Jul 2026

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    Between dealing with Gotham and the child he’d impulsively adopted, the last thing Bruce Wayne needed was to develop strong yet confusing feelings for the reporter Clark Kent.

    To make things worse, his rivals for Clark's affections are Lex Luthor and Superman!

    The maddening desire, jealousy, and distraction stemming from his fixation on this man are almost manageable...until Clark starts showing an interest in the Batman.
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    Or, How Bruce Wayne's Sexuality Crisis Led to Him Accidentally Baby-Trapping Superman.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    It's the Camping Experience! by

    Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

    04 Aug 2026

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    “You know what?” Kal said, mischief gleaming far too brightly in his eyes. “How about this? I dare you guys to go camping my way. No air mattresses. No pre-made meals. No Wi-Fi. None of the million-dollar equipment in front of me.”

    Bruce watched every single one of his kids perk up with interest.

    ‘Shit.’

    Not one of them would ever back down from a dare.

    His jaw clenched. “Kal-El,” He said again, sharper this time.

    Before he could step in and shut it down, Kal opened his mouth and sealed their fate.

    “I bet you can’t do it.”

    Anger surged through Bruce as determination flared in his children’s eyes. He saw Damian puff up, ready to-

    “I accep-”

    “Clark. Joseph. Kent.”

    The effect was immediate. Kal’s victorious grin vanished as he snapped his head toward Bruce. The room fell silent. Kal straightened, then unconsciously hunched as he walked toward him, like a chastened kid called to the principal’s office.
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    The Bat family plans a camping trip—something Bruce is absolutely dreading. To make matters worse, they invite Clark, Superman, his very new boyfriend. Boy, are they in for a ride. I mean, who could have known that the man was a camping enthusiast?

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    01 Aug 2026

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    there ain't no star that shines by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, Titans (TV 2018)  

    09 Jan 2023

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    “I'm not the same person I was back in high school,” Clark says, “and I doubt they all are, either. What would be the point?”

    “Oh, Clark,” Bruce is suddenly holding Clark's face with both of his hands, “the point is that I'm going to land us in a helicopter somewhere for all your classmates to see.”

    Clark sighs and closes his eyes.

    “Say 'yes', Clark,” Bruce orders.

    Clark doesn't open his eyes, just says, “Yes, Clark.”

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    30 Jul 2026

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    This Kind of Beauty by Anonymous

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    09 Jun 2025

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    Giorno took Mista's face in between his hands and smiled. Mista searched his regal face for some clue as to why Giorno was behaving so strangely today. Mista turned his face so he could kiss one of Giorno's palms.

    “You planned all of this,” Mista said. It wasn't a question because Giorno had pretty much admitted it already.

    “I did.” Giorno dropped his hands so he could grab at the hem of Mista's sweatshirt, pushing the fabric up and over Mista's head, knocking both the sweatshirt and Mista's signature beanie to the floorboards.

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    Or Mista and Giorno are celebrating but Giorno won't tell Mista what.

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    19 Jul 2026