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#me when I say No Homo by karasuburger (hanaeburgerjoint)
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
16 Jun 2026
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“Oh no,” Otoya piped up, “I like women—I’m straight. Relationships don’t work like that either? How do three people even kiss…?”
Bachira and isagi stared at otoya, jaws dropped.
“Yeah, I like women—so I can’t with men, you know? I’m Straight.”
“You’re what now, Eita?” Hiori chimed in, tapping back into the conversation.
“Still on that??? I’ve literally seen ya kiss a man before…” Karasu interjected, deadpan stare.
“I kissed him in a straight way—it’s not gay to touch lips with another dude.”Karasu shook his head, annoyed.
or mr. comp-het Otoya and his super extraordinary bi curious journey of most definitely NOT falling in love with his roommates/best friends featuring taiwanese beer, sendous frat house couch, and tabiori wanting to slime out imamura at least once!
COMPLETED! (epilogue pending)
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Forgive The Sea, Follow The Tide by karasuburger (hanaeburgerjoint)
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
12 May 2026
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Karasu can feel himself sinking deeper and deeper into every fear that prickles against his psyche—Hiori and Otoya will either save him or pull him to his death like a boat in the deep blue sea.
[The Karasu hurt/comfort fic I wish to see in the world]
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Magnesium Malware by trashhicon (hanaeburgerjoint)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
07 Aug 2025
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“He’s not dying,” Spinister starts as he continues prodding “your joints just got stressed from tension and magnesium deficiency.”
The medic looks down into Fulcrum’s frame, huffing despite his servos beginning to work soothing circles into the formerly violent ache in Fulcrum’s hip joint; the technician feels too much relief to be bashful.
”Told ya your frame would start acting up cause you rejected treatment.”
The pain in his hip growing back like a parasite elicits another groan of pain, and then a sigh. The entire few cycles after the suite incident, Spinister had been relentlessly trying to get him to agree to this “treatment” and maybe before he would’ve been fine with it, but now? The entire idea of Spinister touching his plating so…intimately sends his spark into overdrive...
or alternatively, Fulcrum being a magnesium deficient dumb aft, Spinister trying to help him (and also them ruining crankcases movie night, feat. Krok), + more insanity
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- Part 2 of squeezed out
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The Sound Of Silence by trashhicon (hanaeburgerjoint)
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
30 Jun 2025
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“Right, so we have three rooms, two doubles and a single. We’ll pull lots.” Krok announced to the group.
At the time, Fulcrum hadn’t thought much of the single, he was used to being squished with Misfire anyway. It would be a little awkward if it was Krok or Crankcase, but he’d live. Spinister and Grimlock would surely be exempt and have their own berth due to their size.
“I win!”
Spinster dumbly cheered, waving his stick as Fulcrum deadpanned with his matching lot. It would be his luck that both him and Spinister pulled the single.It wasn’t that Fulcrum hated Spinister’s company, by now he was used to the medic hovering behind him, but his relationship with Spinister was…unexplored to say the least...
Or alternatively, Spincrum hang out and have to share a couples suite. Spinister exercises his medical license privileges on Fulcrum as well.
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- Part 1 of squeezed out
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Porque Sigues Siendo Mía (Erés Mía) by trashhicon (hanaeburgerjoint)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
25 May 2025
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Swindle chuffed as he scored the purple dough of his energeon dumpling, effectively sealing the edges.
“Whys it matter to you, jerkcopter?”
Shrugging onto the counter top, Vortex leaned on his servo, tilting his helm coyly.
“Since when is curiosity such a crime?”
Swindle flattened his lip plates, looking up at Vortex, unamused.
“Whatta’ you want? And hurry it up, I gotta batch cookin up I gotta check on in a klick.”Okay, rude. If Swindle wanted him to be a menace though, he could certainly deliver—especially if the runt was going to keep rejecting his presence.
Or alternatively, Swintex go on a thinly veiled empanada making date and Brawl drinks beer in the background.
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squeezed out by hanaeburgerjoint, trashhicon (hanaeburgerjoint)
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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2 part series of fulcrum needing a good ol chiropractor appointment with spinny
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Double double, yeah, they asking for the fries on the side (a Socal Blue lock AU) by karasuburger (hanaeburgerjoint)
Fandom Blue Lock (Anime), Blue Lock (Manga)
16 Jun 2026
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my blue lock AU ranging through early adulthood that takes place in southern california!
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