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In Your Dreams, Old Pal by impale-me-radio-daddy (Teshub)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Jul 2024
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Alastor had never wanted to murder anyone as badly as he wanted to murder the version of Alastor that Vox dreamed of. The creature was, put simply, a simpering, effete idiot.
They were in a high class restaurant in some part of the states Alastor didn’t recognize, all art deco paneling and chandeliers that glowed a soft gold, the kind of lighting that made every patron look like they were being filmed through a Vaseline smeared lens; good skin, bright eyes. Even Alastor was pressed to admit it was a classy joint. Why Vox was dreaming of taking Alastor here was anyone's guess.
“Of course, darling, whatever you want!” The version of Alastor at the dinner table made a tittering little laugh, fingers to its chest where the top three buttons of its shirt were undone, and Alastor's claws itched as he watched from behind his menu at the next table. He didn't laugh like that. Well, perhaps he did, sometimes, but always for terrifying effect.
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Alastor finds himself intruding in the dreams of his friend and assistant, Vox.
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A Radiostatic story set immediately after the events of Season 2.
Having been severely humbled after his failed attempt to take over Heaven, Vox's fall from grace and drop in popularity have been devastating. Estranged from his associates, scorned by all, he's lost all the approval he'd ever managed to gain. That is, seemingly, from all but one...
Alastor, now keen to spread his newly unclipped wings, gets the devious idea to get Vox back in line where he belongs - as Alastor's subordinate, a useful tool for his future plans. After all, Vox had managed something rather impressive before all that catastrophic failure, and Alastor finds himself strangely compelled to seek his old pal out in the aftermath... only for personal gain, of course.
Or: how, despite all odds, radio can't seem to stay away from video.
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14 Jan 2026
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No Homo, Right? by niaobirb
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Nov 2023
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“What, like practice kissing?” Satoru makes a face. “Isn’t that kind of gay?"
“Not really. Think about it. We’re practicing so you’ll be better at kissing girls. That’s, like, the opposite of gay."
Yeah, now that Satoru thinks about it, that does make sense. Anyway, it’s hard to think clearly when Suguru is suddenly climbing onto the bed, invading his personal space and leaning in so Satoru can feel his breath against his lips.
“So, no homo, right?” Suguru asks softly, interrupting his thoughts.
“Yeah… Yeah, okay,” Satoru whispers.
And then Suguru kisses him.
In which everyone knows Satoru and Suguru are dating, except Satoru and Suguru themselves. (5 times they don't realize they're dating + 1 time they do.)
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26 Sep 2025
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won’t let this build up inside of me by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Mar 2025
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Satoru sags against Suguru and - to his very great embarrassment - sobs, even as he feels so, so satisfied.
Because what the fuck?
What the fuck, that’s what it’s supposed to feel like? That’s what he’s been missing all these years? No wonder people got upset when he left mid-way through a blow job. No fucking shit they’d been irritated that he’d blown them off.
But no. That’s not it.
Suguru hadn’t made him feel good because he was really good at sex; he’d made Satoru feel so good because he was Suguru, because he is all Satoru wants, all that he needs - and the weight of that finally settling in and hitting home is heavy.
Satoru Gojo’s always had trouble connecting with other people; he’s never really felt that spark with anyone before, even as he’s desperately sought it out.
But then Shoko suggests he looks at the connections he already has, and it all clicks.
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20 Sep 2025
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an astute observation by maybebabyplease
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Sep 2025
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Suguru sighs and presses his thumb to his forehead like he’s trying to stave off a tension headache. “Satoru. You are not gay. You do not need to watch gay porn.”
“I’m not, like, homophobic, though,” Satoru says, offended. “I can watch. It’s not gonna be weird.”
Suguru gives him a long look. “It’s absolutely gonna be weird.”
Satoru just raises an eyebrow. They stare at each other, unmoving, unblinking.
“Fine. Take your dick out. I don’t fucking care,” says Suguru. He hits play.
Satoru’s a really good ally. Such a good ally, in fact, that he’s going to learn to suck dick just to support his best friend Suguru. Which is, like, peak ally behavior and totally not gay at all.
Totally not gay at all. Right?
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17 Sep 2025