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Harry Potter, the bloody Boy Who Lived, laid back on a bathroom floor and ready to be fucked by a Death Eater. And wasn’t he just the most beautiful thing Draco had ever seen?
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In their bathroom duel in 6th year, Draco tries Imperio instead of Crucio, with interesting results.
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When Ginny and Pansy announced their destination wedding at Pansy’s family’s resort in Australia, Harry expected sun, sand, and a week of mild emotional torture watching his ex get married. What he didn't expect was Draco Malfoy answering the front door.
Between pre-wedding chaos, firewhisky-fueled nights, and a well-intentioned lie that spirals wildly out of control, Harry finds himself fake dating Malfoy to avoid being set up by Ginny or being single at his ex's wedding—and suddenly sharing a vacation, a secret, and a whole lot of unresolved tension.
There are bonfires, hiking, yoga sessions, drinking games, and somewhere between pretending and not pretending, Harry realizes that maybe the line between hate and something else isn’t as sharp as he thought.
Lightly inspired by the film Anyone But You. But gay wizards instead.
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Malfoy and Hermione are locked in an unrelenting workplace rivalry.
Harry is really fucking fed up with hearing about it. For entirely normal reasons.
Reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Malfoy seems to have found himself a new nemesis, and Harry isn't sure how he feels about being replaced.
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Everyone keeps telling Harry he needs to relax. So here he is, in Wizarding London's poshest spa, for his first ever massage. He has no idea what to expect, but he's under strict orders to do what he's told and enjoy himself.
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Draco has a semi from the moment he first sees Potter, face down on the bed, pert round arse forming the perfect hill to die on. Or in. He defies anyone with all six foot of greased up, absurdly sculpted, practically-naked Potter under their hands to do anything different.
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Running the Red Light by Anonymous for InnerLilith
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2026
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“You’re holding up the line.” Draco rips the receipt with a flourish and hands it (a little too theatrically) to Harry. “So, if you’re done with the request pertaining to my position in this establishment, I should ask you to step to the end of the counter until your order is ready.”
Still a wanker, then.
“Mm. Then I’ll also have a cappuccino.” Someone groans behind him, then whispers something unintelligible. The door pings again. Draco looks like he’s going to take off his little white hat and throw it to the ground.
In that moment, Harry has a very vivid image (call it a premonition) of how Draco Malfoy would go all pliant and stay exactly how Harry puts him while Harry’s giving him the pounding of his life.
Harry grins.
OR: Harry bumps into Draco a few years after the war. Featuring: himbo Harry’s shameless flirting, and Draco Malfoy in a little white baker hat.
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10 Jul 2026
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Draco is a high-end prostitute who hides his identity. Harry unknowingly hires him. And then there is porn, questions about identity, domestic bliss, more porn, and truth as seen through a web of lies. (And then more porn. Seriously, if you don’t want sex scene after sex scene you probably shouldn’t read this. And please read the warnings.)
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As post-war violence and tensions rise, it seems as if there’s no hope to unify the wizarding world. Except, maybe, a manufactured relationship between resident Saviour Harry Potter and known purveyor of the Dark Arts Draco Malfoy. (The fact that they detest each other is beside the point.)
But as Draco’s unrelenting mind games begin to wear him down, Harry has to remind himself that it’s all fake. The relationship is fake. The affection is fake. The pet names, the romance — even the engagement photos are fake.
But there’s something in Draco’s kiss that might just be real.