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Stanley’s mother is revived in 5756, and she eagerly takes this opportunity at a new life to ditch her shitty husband forever and reconnect with her estranged son. She soon learns her child that she hasn’t spoken to in a decade (or rather, 374 decades?) is now an internationally famous hero credited with saving humanity from the forces of petrification. That might complicate things a bit.
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- Part 1 of The Mama Stan Literary Universe
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5 Minute Fanfic: Crowned Ruler of Ao3 by harnarius
Fandoms: Fairly OddParents, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials
31 Aug 2025
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I went to a panel at a con that was basically a fanfic writing contest and this is what I wrote. They spun a picker wheel for two characters and then a prompt. Somehow I won.
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While on their very first date as teenagers, Stanley is excited to tell Xeno about the upcoming Queen concert, but for some reason, Xeno can't stop talking about space dust instead. Little do they know, they're actually talking about the exact same thing.
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Stanley thought he finally had a free evening from astronaut training to spend with his husband. Turns out, there are multiple people who are convinced he and Xeno have to be up to some kind of hijinks.
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Various drabbles and ideas from the same universe as my other fic, "started with a spark," that can't quite fit into the plot of that story.
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- Part 2 of The Mama Stan Literary Universe
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The Favourite Everything by khaleesiofalicante
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Mar 2026
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“You are not broken, Ilya,” Terry says, sounding a little stern now. “I told you to keep an eye on the side effects. How long have you been experiencing this?”
“Since last night.”
“What?”
“Since last night,” Ilya repeats. “Or afternoon, technically.”
And Terry…Terry fucking laughs.
Ilya is going to die, and Shane will be sad forever and Terry fucking laughs.
“It hasn’t even been a day?” Terry clarifies, still chuckling. “Well, this could have nothing to do with the medication. It could just be an off day—”
“Off day?” Ilya repeats incredulously. “Have you seen my husband? There are no off days with an ass like that.”
OR: Ilya starts taking antidepressants only to realise it's fucking up his sex life. And, he acts totally very chill about it.
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06 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander's Guide to Kink and the Financial Ramifications of Breaking Furniture by electric_dragons
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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"Ilya, like, does this thing.”
Rose leans in conspiratorially. “What thing?”
“S’like…like my brain shuts off, finally,” Shane mumbles. “Like everything is floaty, and my arms and legs go numb, and like, all I can feel or think about is just him. It’s like flying, sort of, and then, like, afterwards, he cuddles me and brings me back down to earth.”
“Oh, so he puts you in subspace?”
Shane blinks blankly at her. “Huh?”
“Y’know, like, dominant/submissive type stuff. Where like, the dom puts the sub into subspace.”
Shane shakes his head. “I have no idea what that means.”
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Shane gets drunk and spills to Rose about his and Ilya's non-boring sex life. Rose has some thoughts.
a/k/a Shane discovers that he and Ilya have been kinky this whole time, and no one ever thought to tell him.Bookmarked by harnarius
05 Mar 2026
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The Mating Habits of the Common Loon by merrin
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Mar 2026
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Being on injured reserve is super boring so instead Ilya watches loons and has an existential crisis.
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03 Mar 2026
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Ilya tucked his smile against Shane’s neck and brought his hand down Shane’s front. “He used to be so boring,” he said to Hunter. “Would not let me fuck him because you were next door.”
Shane groaned. “You’re such an asshole—that was a long time ago,” he said. “I was trying to be discreet.”
“Yes, and now look at you,” Ilya said. “Go suck Hunter’s dick.”
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A Fucking Babe by wilmonstan12345
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Feb 2026
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"Maybe he should ask Ilya for Shane Hollander’s number. Shane was a fucking babe.
The thought made Troy smile, and that was at least something.”
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What if in Role Model, Troy actually asked Ilya for Shane's number?
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28 Feb 2026