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Inspired by that tumblr post about two spies trying to get it on but they keep pulling an absurd amount of knives out of their clothes…and it should kill the mood but it’s definitely not.
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It's Only Forever (Not Long at All) by harp_turtle
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), Labyrinth (1986)
29 Sep 2024
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Caleb is babysitting Veth's son alone for the first time, but things go horribly wrong when he accidentally wishes for the Goblin King to take Luc away. Turns out the Goblin King is super hot, and so is the drow caretaker of the Labyrinth who has also been drawn into a Fey pact...will Caleb make it out with Luc, or will they all be lost in the Labyrinth forever?
Or, Mollymauk would look good in any of David Bowie's clothes so here's a silly AU.
Posted for Mollymauk Week 2023 - Day 4 Prompt, Royalty -
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Molly has just been cleared medically to be able to move freely after top surgery, and entices Caleb over a little early with some smutty photos. Caleb enjoys his partner's new chest thoroughly.
This is just shamless smut, no plot, enjoy!
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Caleb shows Essek around the Harvest Close festival in Rexxentrum while they wait for Molly to finish up working at the circus.
Inspired by the song "Harvest Moon" by Imaginary Future.
Written for Shadowidowmauk Bang 2023 prompt - Fall/Harvest Festival -
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Clarke wanders aimlessly until she stumbles on a cabin in the woods and learns her destiny is to be with Lexa, despite the betrayal. She relives her past lives and finds herself in the middle of political intrigue.
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“There's so many people out there...” she mused, leaning forward slightly.
Warm, tanned arms wrapped around her waist. “Its a monumental occasion for them. And for us,” Aliyah purred, nipping her neck, “This is the first life where we will be formally joined.”
Chaya sighed contentedly. “I know. I couldn't be happier, really.” She turned and faced the other woman, feeling her heart beat faster as she looked in Aliyah's green eyes. Her stomach did a flip, but she had something to say before the ceremony took place. “But I'm afraid this life will end like all the others,” she whispered.
Aliyah frowned. “I hope not. I have killed you and seen you die enough already,” she said, brushing her hands through the blonde's fine hair.
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An amazon and her allies set out to oppose Diablo and his minions. Will they be successful, or will they succumb to the temptations of Evil?
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- This is a long-running work-in-progress, firmly in the explicit porn-with-plot category. Comments welcome!
- The non-con (and dub-con) aspects of the work are not the sole focus, but they are present in the story. I believe that I have tagged the content thoroughly, but please let me know if I have missed something. I also think that this story treads more "cautiously" around non-con than some other works in the genre - but still, all tags do apply.Bookmarked by harp_turtle
24 Oct 2025
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The Shannara Chronicles - The Royal Baths by MaximusWalker
Fandoms: The Shannara Chronicles (TV)
19 Aug 2025
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Based upon the TV series "The Shannara Chronicles - Episode 6"
Taking shelter in an elven outpost, Amberle and Eretria discover something together in the baths. The TV show cut this scene short, this is what should have happend.
(Note - This is based entirely on the TV adaptation not the books by Terry Brooks)
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24 Oct 2025
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Too impatient to wait for Caleb to arrive, Essek forges ahead with a magical experiment, only for things to go terribly, terribly wrong.
When Caleb arrives at Essek’s tower, he gets the fright of his life discovering the horrific effects of that experiment gone awry.
But maybe it’s not what it seems—and maybe those effects aren’t all bad, after all.
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With the floodwaters of his panic receding, he searched its face: the snow-white fur, the ears too tall for a natural wolf, the violet eyes that glinted in the lamplight—The violet eyes—
Caleb’s heart stuttered. “Essek?!”
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16 Oct 2025
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With his 50th birthday steadily approaching, Simon has everything a retired SAS officer could want. He has a beautiful house, a beautiful daughter, and a wife he loves dearly.
So he has no excuse for the teenage babysitter currently choking on his cock.
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The one where filthy old man Ghost has a midlife crisis fuelled entirely by Soap Hole©
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24 Sep 2025
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“I should clarify,” said Essek, when Marion returned with the box. “We have experimented with intoxicants before, with initial success and subsequent failure. Recently, we have used enchantment, though Caleb hesitates to become reliant on it for ethical reasons, and I for practical ones.”
Marion raised a brow. “You don’t wish to condition yourself to come in your trousers every time he makes to cast?”
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18 Sep 2025