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    If anyone asked the Batfamily which Robin had the funniest ’joining the family’ story? Well, everyone would start with, “Well it seemed like Jason had the spot taken for good after having the audacity to try and jack the Batmobile’s tires and hit Bruce with his tire iron.” And then they’d say, “But then tiny Tim decided to try and steal the whole thing.”

     

    Or: When Tim is 11 he figures it’s not hurting anyone if he. Ya know. Takes a picture in the Batmobile. But then the power goes to his head and all of a sudden he’s hacking the Batmobile and tearing through Gotham on a rescue mission.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    “For the record, I totally didn’t send this,” Jason declares, resting his fists judgmentally on his hips and wrinkling the bridge of his nose as he takes in the envelope’s exterior details. “I wouldn’t embarrass myself by printing the address for Wayne Manor in Comic Sans. And I definitely wouldn’t use whatever fresh hell that return address is printed in.”

    Taking the bagged envelope in hand again, Bruce moves to the Batcomputer and pulls up the folder of fonts on the system. He glances between the envelope and the sample screen for the font he’d already suspected would be a match.

    But clocking the font name gives him a great deal of pause. “Jokerman,” he finally declares in a growl through clenched teeth.

    Tim, as it turns out, may not be Jack Drake’s son, but Bruce Wayne’s already got kids he picked out personally. That’s okay though, because Tim’s got a plan for how to deal with this revelation—it’s not like he needs acknowledgement from a second father that doesn’t want him, anyway.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Little Timmy wrote his Christmas list and sent it to Santa last year, but didn't get any gifts (great job Jack and Janet Drake), but this year he's taking his letter and giving it to Santa himself. When he takes a trip to deliver it to the mall Santa himself, he doesn't realize that Bruce is volunteering his time as mall Santa, and when Two Face's crew attacks, Tim accidentally finds out that Santa is Batman, thinks Nightwing, Red Hood, and Robin are all elves, and things only get wilder after that.

    or, Timmy takes a trip to the mall and gets adopted by the Bat family, Santa, and his elves. he also finds out Batman's identity in the most most convoluted way ever.

    My holiday Batman story!

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Aaaaaaaaa baby timmmyyy

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    Jason didn’t like Tim. In fact, he hated the brat.
    Bruce insists that the kid is no harm, but Jason begs to differ. The kid is about as cold as cold can be, he tried to talk to the kid and got glared at. Rich, nepo baby Tim Drake couldn’t stand having even one conversation with street trash like Jason.
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    In which Jason and Dick don’t like Tim, but opinions can change.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Tim is an independent, clever, and super mature eleven-year-old. Unfortunately, his dopey neighbor, Bruce, can’t seem to understand that.

    When he decides to disappear on a “solo camping trip” and run away to Canada, he figures it’s the perfect plan that will make everybody happy. He didn’t expect the Waynes would tag along with him and ruin everything.

    A six-chaptered tale filled with identity shenanigans, s’mores, soon-to-be-brothers, and a kid who is in desperate need of a new family.

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    20 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Timmyyyy