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Posts about #snuff and #forcemasc
24sbug: Hi! Sorry if this is weird, I’m new to using tumblr like this. I’m not sure if it’s okay to message people, but you follow me back so I figured it’s probably okay. Please tell me if it’s not! Or don’t reply. Whichever. Sorry again if this is weird I just wanted to say hi
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22 Sep 2026
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Ilya feels many things at the very idea of his relationship with Shane being called boring. Do not get Ilya wrong; he loves boring. Boring Shane Hollander with his weak backhand, pretty freckles, and a blush that covers his entire chest when he cries after Ilya makes him cum for a fourth time that night.
But boring sex life? With his Jane? He settles on being mortally offended and scowls at his laughing teammates.
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- Part 1 of Shane is Mean™
- Part 2 of Hollanov Smut
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18 Sep 2026
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The Pride of McGill….David Hollander by everythingsflux
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Mar 2026
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The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.
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- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry Yuna-verse
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17 Sep 2026
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“You will each get seven minutes,” Ilya said as he paced in front of them. “You can do anything you like with him. The one rule is that you cannot let him come. Only I get to do that. I will start the timer when you go in. When the timer goes off, you stop and come out here. After you have all had your turn, I will go last.”
Or: Shane gets passed around like a blunt in a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven
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17 Sep 2026
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The Whole Package by isto4u for chocolatefreckle
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Sep 2026
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Retired hockey player Shane has been lying to his mom about having a boyfriend, but now he’s agreed to take said boyfriend to the family reunion.
Ilya Rozanov is Shane’s friendly neighbour. Maybe he can help!
“Okay, so this is my plan: I re-download Tinder and make a profile that has one photo of me, with the caption ‘I need a fake boyfriend for my family reunion. I will pay you $30,000 and cover travel.’ That’ll work, right?”
Or: The smutty fake dating fic with no miscommunication! They said it couldn’t be done, but I have done it.
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16 Sep 2026