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    Today was Friday, which means the kids were all hopped up on weekend excitement. They bounce off the walls and eat all the chips and bring their friends over to do whatever the hell kids do these days. They order pizza and play music too loud and ruin Mike’s life.

    It’s not that he hates the kids; he doesn’t. He wouldn’t. He just hates what they do to him. More to come on this later.
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    5 times Mike Wheeler gets rage-baited by his children and the one time he returns the favour.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    i GUESS bro 😭

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    It's natural when tensions that had been building for weeks finally erupt. It's only surprising that it happens to occur in Paul's Cavendish kitchen.

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    16 Jun 2025

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    hell yes

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Reasons I can't really go into right now, reasons we should probably... not get into right now.
    Zach is terribly, horribly, awkwardly in love with his best friend. Greg would probably be like, 'yeah, he is' if you said something about it.

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    22 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    When Zach Stone’s lifelong goal to get famous is achieved, ten years later he’s still dealing with the consequences.

    Written with heyitsphoenixx on tumblr // heyitsphoenix AO3

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    18 Jan 2025

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    "I think I want you to be nicer to me though. Then I can be nicer to you too."

    That makes you pause a little and the momentary lapse of your guard allows Mituna to slump forward. It hurts a little when his forehead dives into your shoulder and you make a sound of protest but Mituna shushes you loudly while fumbling around your face with one hand, presumably to put a finger to your lips.

    "Why, pray tell, would you want that to happen?" You ask, curious.

    You feel him shrug and the hand on your face drops limply to your other shoulder. "I dunno. Isn't that what you're supposed to do? Be nice to people."

    "Well, yes." You sigh heavily. "I would like to be nice to you Mituna, but you make it very difficult."

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    31 Jul 2024