17 Bookmarks by hatecrush
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Stuck in the Middle (of the Closet) by pixelatedtears
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Jan 2026
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Today was Friday, which means the kids were all hopped up on weekend excitement. They bounce off the walls and eat all the chips and bring their friends over to do whatever the hell kids do these days. They order pizza and play music too loud and ruin Mike’s life.
It’s not that he hates the kids; he doesn’t. He wouldn’t. He just hates what they do to him. More to come on this later.
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5 times Mike Wheeler gets rage-baited by his children and the one time he returns the favour. -
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It's natural when tensions that had been building for weeks finally erupt. It's only surprising that it happens to occur in Paul's Cavendish kitchen.
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I Love You For Psychological Reasons by here_lies_everything
Fandoms: Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous
12 Jul 2021
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Reasons I can't really go into right now, reasons we should probably... not get into right now.
Zach is terribly, horribly, awkwardly in love with his best friend. Greg would probably be like, 'yeah, he is' if you said something about it.Bookmarked by hatecrush
22 Jan 2025
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When Zach Stone’s lifelong goal to get famous is achieved, ten years later he’s still dealing with the consequences.
Written with heyitsphoenixx on tumblr // heyitsphoenix AO3
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18 Jan 2025
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"I think I want you to be nicer to me though. Then I can be nicer to you too."
That makes you pause a little and the momentary lapse of your guard allows Mituna to slump forward. It hurts a little when his forehead dives into your shoulder and you make a sound of protest but Mituna shushes you loudly while fumbling around your face with one hand, presumably to put a finger to your lips.
"Why, pray tell, would you want that to happen?" You ask, curious.
You feel him shrug and the hand on your face drops limply to your other shoulder. "I dunno. Isn't that what you're supposed to do? Be nice to people."
"Well, yes." You sigh heavily. "I would like to be nice to you Mituna, but you make it very difficult."
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31 Jul 2024
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i’m not going home alone ('cause i don't do too well on my own) by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jul 2025
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable vinyl armchair, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?
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AKA: a story about Dave and Dirk just trying their best.
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Dirk and Jake had always felt drawn to each other. Even through a nasty breakup, they were two peas in a pod. They would falter in their own ways, but that never lead to them giving up on one another. The only issue now is Dirk giving up on himself. Painful surprises remind Dirk of why he decided to be alone. Hope for love turning into true devotion was difficult for a prince trapped in his mental tower to accept.
In a universe absent of a game that would probably rip them apart, Jake and Dirk try to repair a lost bond and work over the heartache that is not love but life instead.
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- Part 2 of FilthyAssrat's Homestuck AU
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06 May 2024
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Craig had picked up a job at a convenience store near the school a few weeks back to scrap money for college, and every time a student from the school came in, they’d make fun of him for working.
So when Kenny McCormick, famous in South Park for being friends with total dickheads (read: Eric Cartman), walked into the store in his trademark orange parka, fur-lined hood down, sunglasses perched on the bridge of his nose and hands stuck into the pockets of his parka, Craig fully expected him to be a dick about him working too.
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Soulmates get matching tattoos on their wrists when they turn sixteen. Stan immediately recognizes his own as the one on Kyle’s wrist but hides it, unable to take the rejection he’s certain will happen.
Kyle finds out, months after the fact.
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- Part 3 of brooke’s favorite fics
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06 Dec 2023
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12 Oct 2023
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Recently done with junior year and freshly broken up with Wendy, Stan spends the summer with Kyle.
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18 Aug 2023
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Just as Kyle and Stan seem to be getting their secret relationship under control, a video is leaked.
And the world comes crashing down on them both.
(Enemies to lovers nerd Kyle & jock Stan. Based off the song “The way things go” by Beabadoobee. All characters are 18)
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02 Aug 2023
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rlly good but I screamed out of embarrassment
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Stan has one mission: to kill the prince, or the soon to be king. The mission has been failed by Stan’s father to get revenge for his father who was killed by the monarchs.
A few weeks before the prince’s coronation Stan gets the position of the prince’s right hand man, only beneficial to Stan’s mission.
But when Stan makes the mistake of getting to know the prince on a personal level, will he still have the guts to follow through with the murder?
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17 Jul 2023
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Middle school was already hard enough for Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. It only got worse after a field trip to Dr. Mephesto’s lab, where the four ended up switching bodies.
Kenny worries that his immortality won’t pass over to Stan. Stan thinks that Kyle hates him. Kyle doesn’t know how to live in his crushes body while his archenemy might ruin his life at any moment. Cartman can’t decide between this being the worst thing to happen to him, or the best opportunity to make Kyle’s life a living hell.
The group must pretend like everything is normal, while they try to figure out a way to switch back and make sure that no one finds out.
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“What the hell?” Kyle murmured, grabbing at his throat as he heard the noise that came out. Now that definitely wasn’t his own voice. He knew whose voice that was. He had known that voice for all his life. Despite the recent drop due to puberty, he still knew that voice.
That was Stan’s voice.
And he was wearing Stan’s clothes.
His eyes darted around the room, but he didn’t need to look too far before he found what he was dreading. Kyle had to stifle a scream as his eyes landed on it.
His own body, lying passed out next to him.
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12 Jul 2023
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Kyle and Stan move from the South Park Colorado, to the big apple. Kyle is happy to have his super best friend join him on this journey and is excited to go to college together. Too bad Stan has been keeping two secrets from Kyle. One being he was madly in love with him and the second being that he's a super hero named Toolshed.
Stan has to juggle keeping his identity a secret from his best friend and also from other villains and heroes from hitting on him, literally. What's worse is that he thinks Kyle has a crush on his alter ego and it's making it even more complicated.
Trust me, I'm not great at summaries, but you'll want to give this a read if you love Style. It's style centric with Kyle having tons of people pining after him.
(note: original title was Secret I'd like to keep)
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09 Jul 2023
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Kyle is hopelessly and irrevocably in love with Stan.
It's kind of pathetic, being in love with your straight best friend. Kyle doesn't remember just falling in love one day. There wasn't some big explosion of feelings or a moment of epiphany. He's pretty sure it's almost always been this way- it just took him a bit to realize it. And it fucking sucks, because Stan is straight, and Stan is in love with his beautiful girlfriend, Wendy.
So, Kyle resigned to himself years ago that this would be something he'd always have to live with. Because he could never tell Stan, could never ruin their friendship like that. Kyle needs Stan, even if seeing him with Wendy every day slowly but surely chips away at his heart. He needs Stan, even though it's selfish because Stan deserves so much better than Kyle.
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For years now, Kyle has been struggling with (seemingly) unrequited love for his best friend, Stan. Throw in Kyle's shaky-at-best mental health, his mothers impossible expectations, and some shitty classmates, and you'll get the clusterfuck that is Kyle's life.
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09 Jul 2023
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08 Jul 2023