12 Works by hellotailor

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    “I’ve been thinking,” Wei Wuxian said casually, “of going to the next discussion conference.”

    “You mean the meat market?” said Jiang Cheng.

    Wei Wuxian frowned in confusion. “What? Isn’t the next one in Gusu?”

    “It is,” said Jiang Cheng. “And it’s going to be swarming with people trying to marry Hanguang-Jun.”

    Two years after the Sunshot Campaign, Jin Guangyao is dead and the cultivation world is at peace. Wei Wuxian is settling into his new life as a farmer, slowly ridding the Burial Mounds of resentful energy. But when an errand takes him back to Cloud Recesses, he finds Lan Wangji in a bizarre predicament.

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    On the new PBS reality show "Star Trek," eleven highly trained contestants will team up for a simulated space voyage, completing challenges that test their mettle as explorers.

     

    A multimedia AU.

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    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji struggle with their supposedly mutual decision to part ways after Guanyin Temple. As it turns out, neither of them particularly enjoys living alone.

    If Lan Wangji were to write a history of his life, the past decade and a half could be summarized in a single sentence: The time when Wei Ying was gone.

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    Eight years after they parted ways, Héloïse and Marianne find each other in Milan.

    Caught in a sunbeam, Héloïse was a stern black column in the doorway, dressed head-to-toe for mourning. Her hair, nun-like, was hidden behind a neat little waterfall of lace.

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    The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.

    “Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”

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    After the Battle of Crait, the survivors take refuge on Naboo. Poe needs time to figure out his new place in the Resistance - and how to handle his inconvenient crush on Finn.

    ‘Okay,’ said Finn, rubbing his hands together. ‘You know about, like, romance, right?'

     

    ‘Yes,’ Poe said firmly, because he was thirty-two years old, and compared to someone who’d been a Stormtrooper for most of his life, he did know about romance. Definitely.

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    Erik is a coffee shop owner; Charles is a mutant academic.

    Written for this article about the rise of coffee shop AUs.

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    A quiet moment between Baze and Chirrut at the Temple of the Whills, about 30 years before Rogue One.

    When Baze smoothed a thumb over Chirrut’s mouth he found chilly, wind-chapped skin with heat hiding beneath the surface, like Chirrut had been running outside.

    ‘Where did you go tonight?’

    ‘Climbing,’ said Chirrut. ‘And then being chased, because someone didn’t take kindly to the climbing.’

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    Baze and Chirrut meet for the first time on an Imperial prison ship, a long way from home.

     

    'You're not a doctor, are you.'
    'I'm a monk,' said Chirrut, and patted him on the chest. 'So if you die from your wounds, I'll know what to do with your spirit.'

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    Hannibal planned to keep Will in the dark about his encephalitis so he could watch that brilliant mind burn itself up and become something new. In a world without daemons, he might have got away with it.

    An AU incorporating elements of Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials series, beginning partway through the first season of Hannibal. Due to the existence of daemons, the course of the Chesapeake Ripper case is drastically altered — and so too is the relationship between Hannibal and Will.

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    Rey calls Poe for a late night chat about haircare products and dead parents.


    ‘You know, I always wanted to cut mine short like yours, back on Jakku. It was so bloody hot all the time.’

    ‘Why didn’t you?’

    For a moment, she was silent. ‘This is just how I’ve always had it. I can’t remember what my family looks like, or their names, or where we lived. But I do remember someone started every morning by putting my hair up like that and tying it so it wouldn’t get in a mess.’

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    “Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.

     

    “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

    Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

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