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SAVE US, SIRIUS! - S1.E1 - Hope's Southern Kitchen by AlwaysPining
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jul 2026
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"You ate this," the revulsion is palpable in Sirius’s voice, "last night?"
Remus nods again, a little dumb.
"It's fucking raw," Sirius gives the camera his signature line, voice steady and condemning.
After the sudden death of his mother, Remus is left in charge of his family's highly successful restaurant, despite harboring a private resentment for the business, the food, and the fact that humans need to eat daily at all.
Things are going poorly. Enter famous, foul-mouthed reality TV chef Sirius Black and his brand-new TV show, Save Us, Sirius!
or, Prompt #65 for Moony's Midlife Crisis Fest 2026: Sirius is Gordon Ramsey. Remus is a restaurant owner who is on Kitchen Nightmares.
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28 Sep 2026
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Scandalously Yours by astralsunshine for magicbeings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2025
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When two-time Oscar winner and walking PR catastrophe Sirius Black drunkenly torpedoes his career at an award show, his manager sends him to The Graham Norton Show for damage control.
(Un)fortunately, sharing the sofa that night is bestselling reclusive novelist RJ Lupin: cardigan-clad, and far too attractive for Sirius’s peace of mind.
Somewhere between hundreds of viral memes and stolen phone numbers, what begins as a PR nightmare might just become the first honest thing either of them has ever done in years.
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- Part 1 of Scandalously Yours
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18 Aug 2026
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Church Bells are ringing. Emotions are running high. Weddings bring out the best and the worst in people; everybody knows that.
But Sirius has feelings he doesn't want to confront, and Remus has a secret he doesn't want to keep... and really, how many of their idiot friends' impending marriages are they going to have to save from catastrophe?
A lot can change in eight years. And a lot can happen at your best friend's wedding.
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Told in five weddings.
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- Part 1 of Take thee, idiot(s)
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28 Jul 2026
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"You're awake," Remus says mildly, taking a moment to catalogue his patient; he looks significantly healthier than he did when he'd been brought in, still worryingly pale but not nearly as emaciated, his eyes slow and unfocused as they meet Remus's own.
"You sound surprised," Black responds, voice cracking from disuse.
"It was touch-and-go for a minute there," Remus tells him, he's never been one to sugarcoat the reality to his patients. Black nods, still mostly expressionless, and Remus wonders if he's in shock or still under the effects of the pain potions administered to him in his sleep. Probably both. "Would you like some water?" Remus offers, and Black nods again. Wandlessly, wordlessly, Remus summons a tall glass with a straw, and fills it with an easy Aguamenti.
"Impressive," Black comments as he accepts the glass, craning his neck to reach the straw in his reclined position. "Thank you… Healer Lupin, was it?"
"Yes," Remus confirms, inclining his head to accept the compliment.
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16 Jul 2026
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3000 words. That was all. Sirius just had to get this essay down to 3000 words.
3120 words, said his psychology essay’s word count, rudely.
Fuck you, he said back to the word count.
You’re so sleep-deprived, you’re hallucinating an argument with Microsoft Word, the word count replied wittily. Also, you want to shag men.
Bollocks. The word count was right.
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After realising that he’s probably at least a little bit gay, Sirius Black falls into a prolonged spell of bad luck.
This is definitely because of some big fuckoff cosmic reason completely unrelated to him, and not just because he’s a bit of a twat.
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01 Jul 2026