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    Will’s brain basically short-circuits. He doesn't even need to turn around to know who it is. Even after six years of radio silence, his body still possesses this fucked-up muscle memory when it comes to Mike Wheeler.

    He forces himself to look up.

    And fuck. It is Mike. Standing right there just inside the patio.

    He’s taller than Will remembers, which is saying something. The gangly and slightly awkward teenager Will had spent years trying to scrub from his memory is completely gone. His dark hair is longer from last he saw him, curling damply against his neck from the autumn drizzle outside. There’s a permanent shadow of stubble along his jawline, totally erasing any lingering softness from when they were kids. It’s almost unfair how strikingly handsome he got.

    The worst part, though, is his eyes. They lock directly onto Will’s, blown wide with shock.

    OR Will spent years trying to freeze Mike out of his system. But as they stand together in the empty, 4 AM chill of the rink, crushed under the heavy weight of Mike's unwavering stare, Will realizes the ice isn't the thing that's going to destroy him this time.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Will Byers was raised to have the only correct opinions on music ever, actually, and he’s proud to show this off in the music review section of his university's queer student artists’ collective’s relatively popular zine, zine of the times. He actually really enjoys this position–that is, until the president of the zine informs him that he has to review his least favorite band on this earth: The Fellowship of the Ring.

    At least his incredibly attractive neighbor in his U.S. history class is gonna go with him on the assignment, right?

    Or: A music snob and the frontman of his most-hated local band walk into a bar for a date. It’s either the beginning of a really good joke or a really shitty love story.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnD

    u/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]

    Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Gojo let out a loud, exaggerated sigh.

    “I’ve gotta say, Geto Suguru, I’m very disappointed. Rejecting our deal like it’s nothing... for this?”

    He gestured vaguely toward the quiet village behind Geto. “We’re the strongest pack in the region—power, safety, resources. As many omegas as you want, if that’s your thing.”

    “Strength means nothing if it’s built on forced submission and destruction.”

    So that was the kind of alpha Geto Suguru was. Altruistic words, romantic even. Pathetic. It almost made Gojo feel sick.
    And yet, he was fascinated despite himself.

    Survival of the fittest. That's what Gojo believed. Meeting Geto Suguru, the alpha of a small pack, made him begin to realize strength alone wasn’t enough to survive. Or rather, to truly live.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Satoru Gojo is new at school and already off to a rough start. Before it could get any more out of hand he decides that for once in his life, he’s going to make friends.

    The only problem? The people he starts orbiting are already some of the most popular students in school. And Satoru isn’t sure if he’s in over his head or if this is the beginning of something he’s been needing all along.

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    02 Feb 2026