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    Vecna dies. So does Eddie. The world doesn't split open. In the aftermath, Steve goes home to an empty house.

    Well. Almost empty.

    Steve sighs, hanging his head. One more thing. Then he can go to bed.

    The dirty towel can wait until later. He tosses it towards the bathtub without looking and turns to the sink, grabbing his toothbrush and toothpaste. When he looks in the mirror, Eddie’s staring back at him.

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    31 Oct 2025

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    Link shouldn't allow this. Shouldn't indulge himself when he knows that Sidon is far, far from his reach. He shouldn't allow this because the avatar might only be doing this because Link wants it to, and how will he ever explain something like that to Sidon? He shouldn't be doing this because Sidon might find out somehow, because the king might already know, because this might taint their precious friendship.

    He shouldn't because a taste of intimacy like this is only going to make Link want the real thing even more.

    Or

    Sidon's avatar starts behaving strangely, teasing Link with affectionate touches and gestures that the real Sidon would never allow; a torment so sweet, Link simultaneously wants it to end and never stop. At the same time, Sidon is plagued with strange dreams of his dearest friend. Dreams where he can't hold back desires he didn't even know he had.

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    09 Jul 2024

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    “What…” Rei gasps, an overheated haze clouding his head. It’s dark. He doesn’t know where he is. He’s in pain and someone’s pinned beneath him. Gun shaking in his hand. Maybe he’s dreaming. Who is he killing?

    “Rei,” the target says, voice low and quiet. Hiding fear. “Let go.”

    Why hasn’t he fired yet? Who…is this…

    Rei’s grip loosens.
     
    “...I know you.”

     
    Rei comes down with a bad flu and Kazuki takes care of him. But fevered delirium and a highly paranoid assassin are a volatile combination. For the first time, Kazuki realizes just how dangerous the man he shares his life with can be.

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    Lydia seeks advice from an advice show for the modren era. The McElroy brothers are perplexed.

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    19 Aug 2023

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