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Eat The Rich (And Let Them Eat Your Ass, Too) by i_definitely_didnt_write_this
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 May 2026
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As a cheapskate, Scaramouche is willing to do anything in the name of saving money.
That means when a pipe bursts in his dorm and he’s forced to find somewhere else to stay, he will jump
on the opportunity to stay with someone for ‘free’.Well, free, if you’re a cheapskate.
As far as Scaramouche is concerned, sex is a valid form of payment if it saves you money.
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Tartaglia will let Scaramouche live with him as long as he lets him stick his dick in it
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My tutor's kinda of hot (literally) by i_definitely_didnt_write_this
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Mar 2026
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Childe is an alpha; strong, admirable, and the star player on his college's hockey team. He's never been too concerned about grades. Unfortunately, that's about to bite him in the ass. Now he's on the brink of getting kicked off the team because of his lackluster grades. He needs to find a way to bring them up, and fast- so whats a better way of doing that than studying with a cute tutor?
Although, there's something a little bit off about this tutor in particular. He was built like an omega, smelled like a beta, and acted just as cocky as an alpha. So, which was he, then?
Childe is lucky enough to be the first one who finds out.
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Childe gets into a sticky situation with his tutor, Scaramouche. (No pun intended, hah.)
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If it wasn't already obvious that Ajax wanted to fuck him, it was definitely obvious now. Scaramouche felt internally conflicted— one side of him was yearning to get laid already, but the other rational side of him kept telling him this was a bad idea. Ajax may be hot as fuck, but he was also annoying as fuck. He didn't know if he could last an entire night tangled up in a bed with him before he said something so incredibly stupid and corny that he would have to get up and leave in the middle of sex.
Then again, he had nice arms. Really nice arms that could pin him down so he wouldn't have the choice to leave, no matter how bad the sex talk got.
"Well then, are you going to sit there, or are you going to fuck me?"
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Scaramouche accidentally falls for the pretty ginger he meets at a party and things get messy
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you have my vote | trump x biden by i_definitely_didnt_write_this
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
21 Jul 2024
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He looked from the anchor to the camera crew until his gaze landed on Joe, who was looking at Donald expectantly, eyes sparkling like two blue pools under the bright lights of the set. Donald felt another feeling arise from the pit of his stomach, one he’s tried so hard to push down because it was immoral. Irresponsible. Irresistible.
Donald had his entire life laid out ahead of him, and yet in that moment he was willing to throw it all away for just one kiss.
aka Trump wants that Biden Bussy and Joe wants that Donald Dick
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Louis is still the little boy in the black market cage. The same boy who rather slit his own throat open than be devoured.
Legosi is still the lone wolf afraid of his instincts. The same wolf who would rather get himself killed than eat meat.
It's stupid really. To cling to morals instead of submitting to carnal desires. But love can make animals do stupid things.
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Suguru starts his second year at university with a new apartment, a full course load, and a quiet hope that this year might feel less aimless. What he doesn’t expect is the emotional rollercoaster that begins the moment he meets Satoru Gojo.
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A Little Less Teasing, A Little More Touch Me by lunarbelle
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Sep 2025
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When Childe first met Scaramouche, he wanted nothing more than to know him. But he would quickly find out that for Scaramouche, sentiments like that weren’t exactly special.
Every stupid boy at the university wanted to be close to him. Childe actually succeeded. The only problem is, Scaramouche said they should be friends, and Childe is having a very hard time not jerking off to thoughts of him.
Bookmarked by i_definitely_didnt_write_this
23 Apr 2026
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the best chiscara characterization i’ve ever read
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Getting to know the other "me" by snake_snacc
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
09 Feb 2026
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It was a creepy idea that everyone, somewhere in the world, had a doppelganger. It was a truly terrifying thought for Fu, so you couldn't imagine how much panic he felt at the fact that his doppelganger was walking around at the same university.
Unfortunately, Fu discovered that a meeting with him was unavoidable, at least if Fu wanted to get money.Perhaps his likeness wasn't so bad after all…
[My small contribution to an AU where the two don't share a body.]
[[Don't ask why it became a university AU]Bookmarked by i_definitely_didnt_write_this
20 Apr 2026
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“We encountered something…strange.”
Nahida remains silent, urging him to continue.
“It’s hard to explain, but there were these mushrooms. They were large, and the image is hazy, but I think they were blue and purple at the top? They released a fume of some sort that had adverse effects on us.”
“And you’re sure it was the mushrooms that did this?”
He nods. “I’m certain. Like I said, they release this fume or, I don’t know, maybe it’s spores, but I swear it has a scent. It happens if you touch them, maybe even if you get too close to them, and then it makes you feel…”
Light, hazy, filled with inexplicable desires you can’t seem to control.
Or, the Chiscara sex pollen fic no one knew they needed.
Bookmarked by i_definitely_didnt_write_this
19 Apr 2026
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chiscara sex pollen? i’m in
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Freaky by vidoxi
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Oct 2019
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Fellas is it gay to get a boner from touching your friend's bug bites?