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"It was nothing, Ilya. Don't worry about it."
"Ah," Ilya said, and something like understanding crossed his face. "Was about us, then."
Shane pressed his forehead to Ilya's neck. Of course Shane couldn't just slip this by, of course he would be figured out. He wrapped Ilya up in a hug and moved his hand up and down his back, in a way that he hoped said it doesn't matter.
"He just–after he checked me, I called him a dick, and then he said I'd need my big scary Russian husband to protect me. And then he called you a name, and…"
Shane didn't know how to finish that sentence, so he let it trail off. And it felt so unfair. And I got more angry than I had any reason to. And I hate that I can't go one game without my sex life being brought up in some way. And it's happened a million other times, so why should I have cared on this one specific occasion?
Over the course of the first half of his fifth season on the Centaurs, Shane considers retirement, homophobia, his public life, family, and his legacy. He also gets a tooth knocked out, visits the beach, and is repeatedly pissed off by how hot his husband is.
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every time i hold you near (you always say the words i love to hear) by nine_wookie
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Jan 2026
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The party fell out a few years after graduating, makes sense. Everyone went to a different college, they lost time to keep in touch with each other, and next thing they know-- they don't talk anymore. Will lives alone now, and he misses his friends. A lot. So, he took it upon himself to do some digging and reconnect, starting with-- Mike.
Or,
Will stalks the Wheeler family's social media to find Mike's number, their reunion being nothing close to what Will expected.
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08 Jan 2026
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mike wheeler's guide to falling in love with a superhero by smoosnoom (moonsooms)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Dec 2022
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“Uh-huh,” Mike says faintly, and he yelps when they narrowly avoid the edge of a shining skyscraper, and his hands clutch onto Spiderman instinctively. “Oh – my fucking God, that –”
Spiderman’s fingers press a little firmly into Mike’s shirt. "Just – hang on!"
"What do you mean just hang – was that a pun," Mike sputters, clutching onto Spiderman for dear life as they swing through the city, and he can hear the superhero laugh through the racing wind in his ears, the rumble of it under Mike’s arm wrapped around his middle.
In a city of superheroes, Mike keeps running into Spiderman, much to his dismay.
On a completely different and unrelated note, Mike also attempts to woo and charm his neighbor into a date.- Language:
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The Olympics Called Once, He Said No by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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Clark was the only person on the League who knew Batman had a kid. It took a fair bit of detective work to even figure out he had two: a five-year-old, and a baby.
...Clark is in for a little bit of a surprise.Bookmarked by i_shouldntdothis
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spider webs (and other sticky substances) by your_left_nut
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2024
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spideypool jegulus au! this is my first fic, so constructive criticism is appreciated guys
in appreciation of the new deadpool wolverine movie because i'm still orgasming i fucking love that movie and i have said so on letterboxd multiple times
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Fuck that guy. Regulus could name at least ten politicians less annoying than Deadpool.
What name was that, anyway? “Deadpool”. Sure, “Spider-Man” wasn’t any better but at least you won’t get frowned upon if you say his name in a preschool.
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