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    Reporter: So, Rozanov! Another intense battle against Hollander. What is it about your dynamic that brings out such a high level of play?

    Ilya: I think it is because we are... how you say? Lovers. We know each other's bodies—movements!—so well on the ice.

    The silence that followed was deafening. Shane’s jaw literally dropped.

    Ilya: I—I mean rivals!

    Ilya corrected immediately, putting on his thickest, most "I am just a confused boy from Moscow" accent.

    Ilya: Apologies. English is hard. We are... very close rivals. Yes.

    or: 5 times Ilya introduces them as lovers to annoy Shane. And the one time Shane accidentally does it (he is mortified).

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    "Something… happened at lunch."

    That was surprisingly ominous, even for Ilya. Shane was immediately freaking out. Something was wrong. Very wrong. Shane's mind immediately went to very dark places. Someone got traded. Someone was seriously injured. Someone was dead. He tried to keep his voice even as he said, "Okay."

    "I don't–" Ilya's face crumpled as he knelt on the floor in front of Shane. "I'm so sorry."

    Okay. This was an Ilya thing. Oh god. Shane couldn't stop the spiral. One of them was getting traded. Or their sex tape had been leaked. Or he was dying. Or–

    "I think I have a kid."

    Or, Ilya had a kid with a one-night stand. Shane handles this a whole lot better than anyone (even himself) expected.

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    Ilya tutted. “Uhm like Father Christmas- Santa Claus, yes? Only, on New Year. Old man visits home, walks through front door, and greets children with present. Less creepy than Santa Claus.”

    Shane furrowed his eyebrows. “You think Santa is creepy?”

    “Listen to song, Shane. He sees you when you’re sleeping- knows when you’re awake..” Ilya waved a hand and scrunched up his face as he gently leaned over to inspect the small Christmas village people. “He watches like some pervert.”

    Shane surprises Ilya by decorating for christmas....Shane gets railed....and Ilya makes the Hollander parents cry.

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    “If you explain the Mile High Club to me I swear to God I’ll stuff you in an overhead bin,” Shane said. The sixty-something couple in front of them turned and gave Shane a look, so he offered them a polite smile while Ilya snickered behind him.

    “I would like to see you try,” he said, while Shane pretended he was invisible.

    “Then keep being a dick on this airplane,” he said, and fuck, that got another look.

    “You might fit in one,” Ilya went on, thoughtfully looking into the compartment. “Since you are pocket-sized.”

    “We’re about to be on a plane flight together for eight hours and this is how you kick things off?”

    “You are stuck with me for much longer than that,” Ilya said, and kissed Shane on the cheek.

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    It's a honeymoon fic! Set after The Long Game.

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    Shane loves yoga. It has always been an escape for him—an escape from his body and his mind. When a bunch of other NHL players interrupt him in a hotel gym during a conference, he is not surprised when they make fun of him, but he is surprised when Ilya asks him to teach them a few poses and they all go along with it. He gets to show off his flexibility, and it seems harmless enough to show off a little extra for Ilya, until-

    “Holy shit, Hollander, wait—can you suck your own cock?”

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