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teenzzer cant sleep so this fic is basically just his internal thoughts
keeping this up for archival purposes but i do not like this fic lmao
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We can’t be friends (wait for your love) by Bloom_doom
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types
15 Feb 2026
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Galinda is asked to join the Ruby bull team after announcing she’d be retiring racing
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Or, Galinda has a gay panic at the thought of seeing her ex girlfriend after years of ghosting her.
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15 May 2026
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attrition by haline
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, The Wicked Years Series - Gregory Maguire
30 Mar 2025
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“What are you doing here?”
“I should ask that of you. Seriously, Elphie, a religious convent? Who have you become?”
“A ghost,” said Elphaba. “If I'm anything at all.”
“You were always a ghost. Even back at Shiz, you were.”
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Or, Glinda visits the cloister of her namesake. Things spiral from there.Series
- Part 1 of the ever after of a witch
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07 May 2026
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Dearest Darlingest Elphie by queenssaviour
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movies 2024 2025)
10 Feb 2026
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Dearest darlingest Elphie,
It’s taken me the longest time to even write your name because it hurts too much! But I miss talking to you and telling you things and I thought, well, that I’d write to you even though you’ll never get these letters. It’s a bit silly maybe, but I lost my dearest darlingest bestest friend and life has hardly been the same for me anymore. So I thought this might make my heart a bit lighter.
Chistery has been looking after me. And oh, Elphie, he’s speaking full sentences already! I wish you were here to see it. Or well, hear it! He takes some time to get the words out but I still count it as a win. I feel he might be worried I might jump off my balcony or something whenever I look to the western sky and think about you! But can you blame me? Those moments are when I give myself permission to cry and really remember you in peace. ♡
There are too many tears in my eyes right now so I shall stop.
Sincerely,
Glinda ♡
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Written for a prompt: Post-melting fic where Glinda writes all these letters for a (dead) Elphaba... and Chistery, tired of her lesbian doomed yearning, goes and delivers them all to Elphaba. -
caricature of a witch by haline for localgaysian
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movies 2024 2025)
02 May 2026
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“Do you remember Madame Morrible and her awful Prop and Ganda department? Well, I figured that I could put them to actual good use. And so I did a little image rehabilification.”
“A little?”
Glinda twirls a strand of blonde hair around her finger, not meeting her eyes. “Tiny. Microscopical. Infinitesimal. Just a whisper of a coordinated multiyear plan involving publicists, historians, theater troupes, and a very spirited group of fans.”
Elphaba blinks.
Glinda smiles sweetly.
“Elphaba,” she says gently, “darling—to come back from a smear campaign, you simply must have good press.”
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Or, Elphaba spends ten years being dead. Oz spends ten years falling in love with her. She did not request a redemption arc, let alone one so exuberant. -
What We Deserve by NoOneMournsTheSleepDeprived
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movies 2024 2025)
26 Feb 2026
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"Her sister. Use her sister."
The words poured from Glinda like a cold, cloying sin—an unfamiliar, decadent bitterness. Wrong, but earned.
"Spread a rumor. That her sister's in trouble." The wet tremble of her voice hardened with conviction, born from the fresh, open wounds of intimate betrayal. "She'll fly to her side, and you'll have her."
The damning suggestion came with such terrible ease—a spoken poison smooth as spun silk, yet jagged as glass shards that shimmered in sunlight.
An irreversible revenge to counter a betrayal of the same. The kind that feels necessary and just. Enticing and sharp. Raw and remorseless.
The kind that simply feels good.
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Heartbreak doesn’t just wound the heart. It forcibly remakes the soul.
And it’s agonizing to be remade.
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27 Feb 2026