ifonlysnapewasreal
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when your job sucks so bad it forces you to start accepting suffering as part of the nature of life
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Almost Girlhood by ifonlysnapewasreal
Fandoms: The Good Lord Bird, Good Lord Bird (Showtime)
28 Nov 2020
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The stated benefits of being a girl (and the ones Onion declined to comment on).
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“Let me get this straight,” Santos says, flat and disbelieving. “No one you’ve fucked has ever made you come?”
Samira glares at her, flushed with embarrassment. “Say it a little louder, why don’t you? The people upstairs might not have heard.”
"Samira,” Santos says, shaking her head. “This is a crime that should earn your exes fifty to life, no parole. Getting you off would be a fucking privilege.” A beat, and then: “Shit, if you ever want a hand with that, you could just ask me.”
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26 Mar 2026
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In the week following the PittFest mass shooting, Samira Mohan works on a case study. As it turns out, Michael Robinavitch might be the world's biggest hypocrite.
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28 Feb 2026