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perfect numbers by ihavenobraincellsleft
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Jul 2025
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Phainon has loved Mydei for all 33550336 Eternal Recurrences, but only fully loved him in one. In every loop, Phainon and Mydei will never truly realize their feelings, until it's too late.
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In all timelines, in all cycles but one, the Flame-Reaver has to kill Mydei. He is forever doomed to kill the reincarnation of his beloved. As the Eternal Recurrences loop, Khaslana begins to lose his humanity and hope. All of this is to prevent Irontomb from ascending, but when will this torture end?
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The Red Death by ihavenobraincellsleft
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Jun 2025
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Death isn’t a foreign concept to Boothill. He’s flirted with it almost daily, constantly teetering between the thin sliver of life and death. When you knock at death’s door almost daily, Death becomes your friend.
Boothill's life changes when he meets this fanatic knight named Argenti. Argenti was the kind of man to seem mad at first, but as time progressed, the cowboy couldn't help feel affection for him. Shortly after, he began to cough up crimson petals.
The knight called it "Idrila's Blessing," but he knows otherwise. These damned flowers mean his death. With little time left, Boothill's left with an ultimatum: either confess his undying feelings for Argenti, or succumb to the Red Death.
Boothill knows that Argenti'll never love him back. That's something he's accepted a long time ago. Yet Death creeps closer to him, and with what limited time he has in this universe, the cowboy wonders what hurts more: the suffering from the Red Death, or the suffering from unrequited love.
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Blood-Red Roses by ihavenobraincellsleft
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Jul 2024
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Boothill believed he could never love again after what happened to him on Aeragan-Epharshel until a certain redheaded knight came into his life. The cowboy found himself enchanted with this knight; it was like a string attached to Boothill's chest that kept pulling him towards Argenti. However, shortly after befriending him, Boothill started coughing up blood-red roses.
The knight called it "Idrila's Blessing."
But is it really when it's killing him on the inside?
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This just in, Max Verstappen, recently retired from his seat in Red Bull Racing after winning his fifth championship, has walked out in AMG colors into George Russell's garage, everyone—oh, oh. This is just in from Toto Wolff. Max is now George’s new race engineer. Wow. Certainly didn’t see that coming.
(Max may be freshly retired, but he still hungers for more championships. George just happens to be the ideal vessel.)
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13 Dec 2025
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A single misquoted sentence turns Max Verstappen’s season into a PR nightmare. George Russell has his own secret waiting to spill. A fake relationship seems like the perfect solution for both of them. Only problem? Somewhere between the cameras, the chaos, and the late nights in hotel rooms, the fake starts feeling dangerously real.
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13 Dec 2025
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Max Verstappen has been bitter about the hand life dealt him for as long as he can remember. While his cousins grow up in ancestral estates and lavish mansions, he spends his childhood in a dingy motorhome, enduring the wrath of an abusive father.
Cunning, charming, and utterly ruthless, Max claws his way out of that life the only way he knows how – through lies, well-played deception, and perfectly executed cons. With a loyal crew of misfits at his side, he’s built an existence on the edge of society. Yet for Max’s insatiable hunger, this quiet life of petty scams isn’t enough. He’s only ever wanted what he believes should be his.
So he fixes his gaze on his greatest target yet: a heist against his spoiled, undeserving cousins – Lordling Lando Norris and billionaire’s heir Lance Stroll – the perfect marks to finally undo the shitty hand life dealt him.
Standing in his way is Detective Inspector George Russell, lead investigator with Scotland Yard’s Major Investigation Team – a man with a spotless reputation, a razor-sharp mind to match his own, and a personal history with Max that neither of them can escape.
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29 Nov 2025
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“it’s… max,” max said carefully.
the barista tilted his head. “that’s what i wrote.”
“no, it’s not.”
“then you must’ve pronounced it wrong.”
max blinked. he didn’t know if he wanted to argue or leave. “it’s literally three letters.”
“well, it’s four now,” the barista said, grinning like it was a personal victory, and max felt that familiar urge to wipe that infuriatingly perfect smile off his face.
OR: four times george "misspells" max's name in his coffee order (and that one time he finally gets it right), and the latter cannot for the life of him decide whether to strangle him or fall in love altogether.
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29 Nov 2025
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George Russell and Max Verstappen couldn't be more different, and that applies to their research methods too - but what happens when their lives start becoming more and more intertwined, and one's success is bound to become the other's demise?
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Alternatively, George in his "this is me trying" era.
Academic Rivals AU
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27 Nov 2025