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    After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger.

    Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.

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    28 Mar 2025

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    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

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    03 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 10836

    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    20 Sep 2024

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    “Alright,” said Pansy. “Then we’re still stuck. How do we divide three rooms between three girls and three boys?”

    “You share with Ginny. Blaise shares with Ron. And then Draco and I can share,” said Hermione easily, scrolling through the phone at the rest of the property images.

    Pansy’s attention snapped to Draco so fast, he almost jolted at the impact of it.

    “Oh?” She said with pointed interest. Draco shook his head minutely at her and her brows shot up. She turned back to Hermione.

    “Why you and Draco, Hermione?”

    “Well it’s such a lovely house, it’d be a shame to pass it up just because of sleeping arrangements.” She glanced up, perhaps sensing the underlying emphasis in Pansy’s question, and met his eyes. “You don’t mind, do you Draco? Or I could share with Ron if you’d rather be with Blaise?”

    “Don’t mind a bit.” He sipped his tea, the picture of nonchalance.

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    Or where Hermione thinks she and Draco are “just good friends” but he’s secretly in love.

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    12 Sep 2024

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    Hermione Granger has been away from London for six and a half years. When she returns, her son in tow, she runs into the one person she was hellbent on avoiding.

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    27 Jul 2024