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    I need to get better at porn. It's been dragging down my series when I get to sex scenes and they are lack luster at best. This is just a bunch of drabbles of me writing it until I get better.

    I'm taking prompts for more ideas over on my tumblr.

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    Shiro was never rescued. Instead he fought his way up from Champion to a General in Zarkon’s army. Furthermore, Keith was born, raised, and climbed the ranks as a half-breed inside the Empire. He has never been to earth, and Shiro is the first human he's met.

    Keith was transferred under Shiro’s command by the Emperor as a reward for the General’s excellent work. His official position is assistant, but his society does not frown upon superior/underling relationships or the demanding of sexual favors. Keith is capable of leaving, but he would be taking away the Emperor’s personal gift and lose everything he’s workedfor.

    Despite the power difference, they have grown quite fond of each other. Shiro hasn’t seen another human since Matt was taken to the work camps. He is very attached to Keith, doting on him constantly. Keith has not had someone genuinely care for his mental and physical well being since his mother died. The no strings attached kindness Shiro has shown him has made the General the center of all his devotion.

    They have started a consensual relationship based upon mutual love, but with some very unhealthy aspects. Shiro asks for more than he should, and Keith gives too much.

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    After blundering a mission and getting transformed into a siren, Shen Qingqiu spends his days in the pond behind the bamboo house, waiting for a cure that will never arrive. After six months of this torture, he gets an unexpected guest.

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    24 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Luo Bingge has succeeded in bringing the kind Shizun to his side, and he has no intention of letting him leave again. When an enemy poisons him with a non-lethal but inconvenient aphrodisiac, he knows exactly who he wants to help him neutralize its effects. Unfortunately for him, Shen Qingqiu fell unconscious when Luo Binghe brought him to his new home, and has not woken since.

    Unfortunately for Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe is not about to let that hold him back.

    Liu Qingge, grabbed alongside Shen Qingqiu as a curiosity rather than an intended target, would do anything to stop him.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    “My name is Yue Qingyuan,” he says, as if Shen Jiu is someone to be introduced to. His gaze on Shen Jiu is - intent, almost frighteningly so. Unblinking. “Are you really a servant here? Or a slave?”

    “Ah - I believe I can find that out for you--” Lord Xu is saying, already waving over his head servant, and Shen Jiu is so irritated that the man just seems to assume that Shen Jiu can’t answer for himself like he’s a dog or some other beast that he speaks up.

    “A slave,” he answers, and Yue Qingyuan nods as if this isn’t surprising.

    Then he turns towards Lord Xu and he says, “I will buy him.”

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    A rich and powerful cultivator meets a slave with nothing to his name, and decides to buy him on the spot. Why?

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    09 Nov 2025

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    When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete.

    Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with.

    Sounds like a great hiding spot!

    (TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain Valley Mountain.)


    Chapter recaps available here.

    💌 Please note I am very behind on replies. I have full intentions of catching up, but my spoons for this are sporadically available. I appreciate them tremendously, always.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Mo Ran's best friend (and crush) Shi Mei is suddenly transferring from Sisheng University, and Mo Ran is devastated. But when Shi Mei tells him that the reason he's leaving is because his doctoral supervisor came onto him, Mo Ran's heartbreak turns to rage.

    He's not even surprised. Former child prodigy Chu Wanning might seem as pure as driven snow, but no one is that monomaniacally ethical, that scrupulously altruistic, without hiding some big secret.

    Then, with his parting words, Shi Mei ruefully says that he might be believed if Chu Wanning had been inappropriate with some other student too... and Mo Ran has a brilliant idea.

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    18 Oct 2025