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    After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    In preparation for their second team game of Never Have I Ever with Ilya Rozanov, newly married with his husband in attendance, the Ottawa Centaurs prepared a curated list of kinks in advance.

    Little do they know there’s a dark horse among them.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    “I. . . just, I don’t know. You’re so nice to me.” comes out of his mouth before he can think of anything else.

    Ilya’s head whips towards Shane with a small smile. “Nice? I am just nice to you, Hollander?”

    “Hey, that’s you too now, don't forget it.”

    “See. I marry you and you say that I am ‘nice’? Just nice?” he complains but he’s smiling all the while and Shane can’t look away as he turns back to the road.

    (ie. all comfort no hurt, shane is turned on by a compentency kink when ilya flexes in front of his parents and then has to do something about it)

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    11 Apr 2026

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    “You know, you could sleep with other men when we’re not together.”

    Ilya kindly offers to let Shane have sex with other people. Shane loses his mind over it. They both hurt each other's feelings.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

    His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

    Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.

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    02 Apr 2026