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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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Bookmarked by imephieig
19 Mar 2026
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I am a humble person. I admit, I saw MILF and thought it was obviously a cover and I thought it was going to be silly and goofy. It is the purest joy you can possibly see in words. Ilya joyous with the fake rumours because it keeps his Shane safe from speculation while being able to spend time with him. Yuna the hot bitch she is humours it and has fun with it because why the fuck wouldn’t she… David’s the secure king he is (duh he knows his son is gay and madly in love with his (‘David’s) wife’s boyfriend!!!!
“CHRIS: When we come back—if we can even continue—we’ll try to make sense of what we just witnessed. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Together. Holy … holy shit.
RAY: You can’t say that on air, Chris.
CHRIS: Ray, I genuinely don’t care right now.”
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Yuna figures they should let Shane’s secret girlfriend know he is okay. It all goes according to plan.
Bookmarked by imephieig
19 Mar 2026
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I have read SOOOOOO many depictions of the hospital scene and this is a very far ahead #1 for me. Beautifully written. The phone call is PERFECT!!!!
“It is only a few minutes later that Ilya Rozanov himself walks through the ICU door. It vaguely pings in her mind that the hotel is at least thirty minutes away, but she can’t be bothered to comprehend what that might mean.”
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A devastating on-ice collision changes everything for Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and everyone who loves them.
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Bookmarked by imephieig
19 Mar 2026
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I hate that this story came up on my TikTok FYP… i opened it instantly, i just read it… in one sitting, without moving. Tshirt wet from tears and snot. Face hurt from crying and mourning. Ahhhhhh
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Luca, his face the color of a ripe tomato, leaned in with agonizing slowness. Troy held up his phone, showing Shane sandwiched between them before leaning in and planting a loud, dramatic smack on Shane’s right cheek. At the same time Luca placed a soft, fleeting kiss on Shane’s left cheek.
Shane burst out laughing just as the camera clicked their picture, the last of the tension dissolving.
“Perfect!” Troy looked at his phone with a wide, and in Luca’s opinion, a very evil smile, and sent the picture to the team group chat.
Ilya: BARRETT WTF WHY ARE YOUR LIPS ON MY BOYFRIEND
Harris: WHY DID YOU GET TO KISS HIM BEFORE ME?! I HAVE SENIORITY!
(or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs were protective over Shane and 1 time Shane was protective over them)
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- Part 14 of Crashing out over Hollanov
Bookmarked by imephieig
19 Mar 2026
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AHHHHHHHH I actually think this is my favourite thing I have ever read; I'm thirty and have spent the last month reading 5-15 hours of fanfics a day..... wow.
“Us” was Zane Boodram.
“We’re gonna kiss Shane. On the cheeks. One each. It’s a European thing. Very supportive.”
Shane’s gaze said everything: See this? This is what a team does. This is what trust looks like.
The struggle was worth him.
“He has a room for his trophies, now show yours.”
“You! Traitor! Replacing me with my own husband!”
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of cjo + hr
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Bookmarked by imephieig
19 Mar 2026
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full immersion read this with Podfic of it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/77276116. absolutely depiction of a body swap, talked about the uncomfortable bits of being in someone else's body and having to urinate. absolutely beautiful