ina_15



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I pee on a stick every day, take my temperature, app tells me when to fuck,” Ilya summarises succinctly. “App says we fuck today. Possibly tomorrow also.”

    “Tomorrow too?” Shane teases. “Are you just trying to get into my pants?”

    “If I was just trying to get into your pants I wouldn’t be on bottom,” Ilya points out, and he does have a point there. Not that topping is unpleasant, or anything, but it’s not exactly something Shane tends to do without an occasion. “I also wouldn’t have to use app. I would say ‘Hollander, get your dick out,’ and you get your dick out.”

    “Are you calling me easy?”

    “Yes. We are both easy, it is the best thing about our relationship.”

    —————

    Shane and Ilya want kids, preferably soon. The details of making that happen prove to be slightly more complicated than initially anticipated.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,389
    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    466
    Kudos:
    1,457
    Bookmarks:
    426
    Hits:
    42,079

    06 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Mn you’re not wrong. If that couch could speak,” Ilya said, his lips pulled in a smirk, “it would also complain about my libido.”

    Silence descended on the room once again. Wyatt slowly turned his head to look at the fabric of the sectional he was sitting on.

    Luca was the first to move. He launched himself off the couch as if electrocuted. “OH MY GOD!”

    Troy scrambled up next, wiping the back of his thighs frantically. “YOU ANIMALS!”

    Harris stood up slowly, a look of profound betrayal on his face. “I’m sitting on the ghosts of your dead would-have-been-children.”

    Wyatt simply stood, walked to a wooden dining chair in the corner and sat down with the solemnity of a man choosing a life of celibacy.

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs teased Hollanov for their crazy love and 1 time they showed that crazy or not, Shane and Ilya are family. And no one fucks with their family)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    2,011
    Bookmarks:
    356
    Hits:
    16,352

    05 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya: I think Shane is going to break up with me.

    Bood: I’m sorry…what?

    Hayes: You think Shane Hollander is going to break up with you?
    Hayes: Shane Hollander.
    Hayes: The Shane Hollander who learned Russian for you?

    Bood: The Shane Hollander who drives back and forth from Montreal any chance he gets to see you?

    Barrett: The Shane Hollander who started a charity with you and named it after your mother?

    Bood: The Shane Hollander who just generally puts up with you and seems mostly happy about it?

    Ilya: It does boggle the mind.
    Ilya: But yes, I’m almost certain of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,920
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    5,226
    Bookmarks:
    881
    Hits:
    31,842

    05 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Tyler Kudirka @neutralzonetyler
    New ep of #NeutralZonePod out now! We’re talking free agency, Voyageurs cup parade shenanigans, and whatever the hell is going on in Columbus

    Emil @emilbeauvier72
    Anything on the Hollander contract?
    Tyler Kudirka @neutralzonetyler
    @emilbeauvier72 a little! not much to say just yet, let the guy celebrate!

     
    shane’s pr manager @holly24
    if shane doesnt re sign in montreal i will kill [remembers sewerslide jokes are bad] troy barrett

     

    or: the events of the long game through the eyes of hockey twitter.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,245
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    331
    Kudos:
    6,632
    Bookmarks:
    1,089
    Hits:
    35,509

    05 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Chris 🐉🏮 Comms → open @ChristinArt
    ?!??”£?!” SHANE HOLLANDER COMMENTED ON MY SHAYDEN ART WHAT

    trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters
    girl delete it 😭 you’re going to get jumped

    Chris 🐉🏮 Comms → open @ChristinArt
    They can’t jump me the man himself approves!!!

    trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters
    im not talking about hollanovs im talking ab ilya rozanov himself

    Alternatively: Twitter user @ShaneHollanderNHL accidentally interacts with ship art.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,823
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    3,826
    Bookmarks:
    379
    Hits:
    16,905

    05 Mar 2026