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5 Times the Raptors Tried to Kill Miriam, and 1 Time They Didn’t by tardigradetardis
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies)
12 Nov 2015
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Miriam thought the job working for InGen sounded perfect. Tropical island, good pay, first dibs on publications… At least, she thought so until she found out that she was the only behaviorist on staff. Once the eggs hatched, it became all she could do to keep up–with the dinosaurs, the science, and her health.
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Bookmarked by invictusnox
19 Dec 2023
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A great antidote to the science nonsense of the movies.
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Collecting Princesses by imaginary_golux
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types
28 Feb 2018
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Adam doesn't really have time to get a really good sulk going, after he's turned into a Beast, because princesses start turning up on his doorstep begging for sanctuary. None of them are his princess, but it is awfully nice to have company...
Belle is slightly terrified of the Beast who collects princesses, but to save her father, she'll dare anything.
Beta by my Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw.
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Chuck Roast by galwednesday for potofsoup
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Leverage
13 Oct 2019
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“Nobody’s threatening anybody,” short guy growled.
“Uh, I hate to say it, but the man has a point,” tall guy said. “I mean, I’m hacking his panic room right now, that’s a pretty threatening action. If I were him I’d feel very threatened.”
“Thank you,” Bucky said triumphantly, before belatedly realizing exactly what the man had just said. “And stop hacking my panic room!”
“Mmm hmm, okay,” tall guy said agreeably, a second before the the panic room locks disengaged with a dull clunk. Bucky careened away from the door and grabbed the closest weapon at hand, which happened to be the ladle he’d been holding when he’d made his slapdash retreat from the kitchen. It still had some romesco on it.
Maybe he could fling a bit of spicy sauce into the intruders’ eyes before they murdered him. Sure, he’d still be dead, but at least they’d have to break out the eye drops. Vengeance would be his.
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- Part 2 of Steakout au Poivre
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Bookmarked by invictusnox
18 Apr 2022
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Bucky is a restaurant critic; Eliot just wants him to give their revised menu a fair chance. Excellent shenanigans ensue.
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Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind by kototyph for FandomisOhana
Fandoms: Humans Are Space Orcs (Meme)
18 Dec 2020
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In the end, she is forced to contact one of the undergraduate intern-larvae for assistance, who must have been lurking in wait for just such a summons. He appears in minutes with antennae waving nervously, a headset and text-production screen in his hands.
“It says... it is the human Steve,” the larva relays, symbols marching across the screen as the headset tracks the human’s eye movements on a lettered keypad. “Oh, wait, that’s a male pronoun. He is the human Steve. He wants to know what has happened to the, um, his ship.”
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A group of pirates kill a merid, only to find that she was a mer-matron, and they have orphaned her young daughter. Who would they be if they did not save the child?
They wouldn't be the legends they are now, that's for sure.
Special thanks to otherwindow (tumblr), redporkpadthai (tumblr), and the corvidprompts discord server <3
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Bookmarked by invictusnox
17 Feb 2020
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To read, read some of this on tumblr and love the way this idea developed there