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Stede discovers sixty-nining. Or so he thinks.
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Edward Teach is sick of being Blackbeard, the "bad boy of performance art." He decides to take a painting class with famous(ly bland) landscape painter Stede Bonnet.
If you guessed that they're going to fall in love, you're right.
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“Did you know,” Aziraphale says as he finishes chewing a bite of Battenburg cake, “that there are different types of gay men?”
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Ed fancies a fine fabric. Especially when Stede is the one wearing it. Stede fancies being touched by Ed.
Now with a second chapter!
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The first to come and the last to go by involuntaryorange
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Jun 2022
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"You okay, mate?"
"Hm? Oh, yes, I'm quite all right. Izzy just blew his load."
Ed makes the mistake of taking a swig just as Stede answers, and promptly inhales a mouthful of wine. As he coughs, Stede tsks sympathetically and gives his back a few thumps. When Ed can breathe again, he manages a strangled "Sorry? Izzy did what?"
"Blew his load,” Stede replies, matter-of-factly.
Recent series
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This isn't really a series in the traditional sense; it's a set of fics based on a list of Academia AUs I came up with a while ago. Each fic is its own universe and stands alone.
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Clouds That Veil the Midnight Moon by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2020
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According to Harry’s personal narrative regarding the incident, he’d hooked up with Draco Malfoy for purely self-destructive reasons, or out of convenience, or by some unlucky accident. Looking at him, sprawled in the moonlight, Harry is devastated to recall that he’d hooked up with Draco Malfoy because he’s hot.
Draco is a secret werewolf and Harry is doing his best and they've got criminals to catch.
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Bookmarked by involuntaryorange
25 Sep 2025
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"God, I’m so…”
“Embarrassed?” Ed says. “Well, first of all, trust me, you’ve got no reason to be. Second of all, it’s a fucking pirate ship. Everyone sees everyone’s dick eventually.”Bookmarked by involuntaryorange
26 Mar 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Spreading the accidental nudity gospel 🙏
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Stede Bonnet, insomniac, husband, father, and would-be author, finds himself spending an awful lot of time at the 24-hour Malmart, especially after meeting east coast transplant Ed Teach, working nights in the music section.
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Bookmarked by involuntaryorange
25 Jan 2024
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podfic of "The Fuckery of Art" by involuntaryorange by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Dec 2023
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Edward Teach is sick of being Blackbeard, the "bad boy of performance art." He decides to take a painting class with famous(ly bland) landscape painter Stede Bonnet.
If you guessed that they're going to fall in love, you're right.
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by involuntaryorange
21 Apr 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
To reread when I need to irrigate my eyes
(read through ch 27)

