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"What are you going to do?" Bradley asks her, worrying the lip of his coffee cup until it starts to unroll. He knows Phoenix likes time, space. That she needs to decompress before seeing her family post-deployment. This time more than any other, probably.
She shrugs. "Belize, I think."
He turns, surprised, and winces when it wrenches his neck. Everything fucking hurts all the time. He doesn't know how she punched out and then flew the mission. She's un-fucking-real.
"I booked a place for a few weeks. It's on the water. Figured I'd, you know." She gestures vaguely, something Bradley understands to mean 'get my head right.' "You could come."
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"So, just so we're on the same page…" He waits like she might stop him right there. Like she's in the habit of bailing him out. Please. She turns to face him but doesn't say anything. Jake scratches the back of his head, looking distinctly uncomfortable. "You do remember us, right?"
Natasha snorts. "Us? I hit my head and forgot a couple weeks but I still remember us agreeing that this was not an us."
(Natasha hits her head. It's not that bad, really.)
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“Everything’s fucked,” Roy says, so quietly Jamie has to strain to hear him, even in the empty room. “HQ’s compromised, I can’t trust anyone there, not even fucking Ted, and I can’t go home, obviously, so…”
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“Well alright,” Ted says from where he’s stood on the stage, emceeing this year’s gala. “Sold, to Roy Kent, for ten thousand dollars. Pounds. Y’all know what I mean.”
Next to Ted, Jamie’s face is doing something rubbery and cartoonish. Next to Roy, Keeley starts laughing.
There’s a beat, and then another, and Roy’s brain catches up to speed. “Fucking what?”
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“Oi, Coach Kent, is it true you and Keeley are splitting up?”
Roy didn’t bother to stop. “Yeah, and I’m really broken up about it so I’d appreciate you never bringing it up again.”

