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    The thing about Eddie, right, is that he's kinda an enormous fuckup. And it's starting to catch up to him a bit.

    For real, the BEST thing to happen in those six months after he and Anne broke up was getting an alien parasite, and that was accounting for the whole 'it was eating his organs' thing.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    this is thee venom fic. starts out fucking crack and then it gets better and better until you’re sobbing by the end of it but it’s still so god damn funny. AND the author cited so much cool shjt. this one is just excellent folks

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    “You’re no fun.”

    Jack did not drop his semi-smile, but he did narrow his eyes slightly at Dave. “I’m in Vegas.

    “Pfft.”

    “Wh–! What’s that supposed to mean?”

    Dave rolled his shoulders and said back, “It means, you’re actin’ like I dragged us to the state prison with how broody you’re lookin’.”

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    19 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    sometimes a guy needs soft fluffy shit okay

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    Dave appeared over his shoulder. He squinted at the fine lettering in the document. “The fuck kinda last name’s Kennedy?”

    “Dave. You idiot. Focus. This is a goddamn… a certificate of—“

    “—Like the President, Kennedy–?”

    “—Marriage! We’re married!” Jack dragged a hand through his hair, feeling that headache coming on.

    It was a marriage certificate, all right. Dated from last night, from a chapel right on the Las Vegas Strip. On the paper, both of their names were sloppily handwritten on the respective lines in a drunken attempt at a signature.

     

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    Jack and Dave drunkenly get married in Vegas. Too bad neither of them remember it the following morning.

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    19 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    man i’m such a sucker for these two

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    Jack groaned and threw his hands out in exasperation. “Did you hire this guy just to piss me off or something? Is this about last week's token incident? Because I swear it wa—"

    “—First of all, not everything’s about you,” Steven butted in, shutting Jack up. “And second, you could use the help— I could use the help.”

    And before Jack could even get a word in edgewise, Steven rattled off, “You’re always talking to yourself, the kids don’t like your attitude, and you don’t even know our token to dollar exchange rate.”

    Jack didn’t see his point. “So?”

    Steven did not dignify him with a response. “His name’s Dave. Dave Miller. And he’s coming in later today, so be nice.”

     

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    Jack Kennedy finds himself reluctantly holding a soft spot for his weird, new, purple coworker.

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    19 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    :) their happy ending wasn’t happy at all but this makes it better . i love dave so much in this he’s written sooooo good

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    The rift, while eventually settling into a cooled, inactive state, still radiates leftover energy — Xisuma had told him that it was nothing to worry about, so Grian didn’t pay it much mind, not after everything between Hermitcraft and Empires had settled.

    Weeks later, the rift spits out one last body.

    Evil Xisuma had been banished to the void for an indefinite sentence. He didn’t expect an early unintentional release, one that he didn’t facilitate but knows he would reap the consequences for. He wants to run, but how long would that last? He can’t leave the server, but… surely there’s something he can do, right?

    Turning yourself into a cat and finding peace in a feline retirement from villainy wasn’t his plan, but he can’t say he regrets it.

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    18 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is so soft oh my godddd

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