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Derek really wasn’t exaggerating earlier. Sincerely, nobody but him has touched his dick in a whole goddamn year. He thinks he’s actually beginning to forget what it even feels like, to have something wrapped around him that isn’t also attached to him. And with the added buzz of the alcohol in his system – not enough to wreck him, but enough to make him feel a little lighter, a little looser – well...
Well. Maybe it’s not so insane after all, that he finds himself considering this right now.
“I am straight, though,” he feels the need to reiterate.
“Okay,” Stiles says slowly. “But, like, really, I mean – a mouth’s a mouth. Right?”
Fresh off the back of being dumped, Derek agrees to strike up a friends-with-benefits situation with Stiles, his best friend and roommate. It doesn't matter that Derek is straight - it's just sex, after all.
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“You guys aren’t, like, sleeping together, are you?”
Stiles nearly gets beer up his nose. “Who said that? Nobody said that.”
“Doing the math,” she taps her temple. “You come out of his bedroom and then a week later here you are at my house looking like a lost puppy waiting for someone to come find you.”
Stiles sees no way out of the truth. She’s read him, and the situation, like a fucking book. “…so what if we were?”
She does this big long sigh, her eyes going up, her mouth in a grim line. She looks so unhappy, it’s like someone just told her that her dog has been run over. “I see this going poorly.”
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Derek Hale's Very Bad, No Good (Nice) Summer by stilinskisparkles
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Mar 2014
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“I’m going to kill you,” Derek says to his brother sourly.
“Darling, please, no death threats when you’re off to camp.”
“At camp?”
Talia smirks, “Keep them quiet, at least.”
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The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.
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