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Derek really wasn’t exaggerating earlier. Sincerely, nobody but him has touched his dick in a whole goddamn year. He thinks he’s actually beginning to forget what it even feels like, to have something wrapped around him that isn’t also attached to him. And with the added buzz of the alcohol in his system – not enough to wreck him, but enough to make him feel a little lighter, a little looser – well...
Well. Maybe it’s not so insane after all, that he finds himself considering this right now.
“I am straight, though,” he feels the need to reiterate.
“Okay,” Stiles says slowly. “But, like, really, I mean – a mouth’s a mouth. Right?”
Fresh off the back of being dumped, Derek agrees to strike up a friends-with-benefits situation with Stiles, his best friend and roommate. It doesn't matter that Derek is straight - it's just sex, after all.
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20 Nov 2024
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“You guys aren’t, like, sleeping together, are you?”
Stiles nearly gets beer up his nose. “Who said that? Nobody said that.”
“Doing the math,” she taps her temple. “You come out of his bedroom and then a week later here you are at my house looking like a lost puppy waiting for someone to come find you.”
Stiles sees no way out of the truth. She’s read him, and the situation, like a fucking book. “…so what if we were?”
She does this big long sigh, her eyes going up, her mouth in a grim line. She looks so unhappy, it’s like someone just told her that her dog has been run over. “I see this going poorly.”
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16 Aug 2023
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Derek Hale's Very Bad, No Good (Nice) Summer by stilinskisparkles
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Mar 2014
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“I’m going to kill you,” Derek says to his brother sourly.
“Darling, please, no death threats when you’re off to camp.”
“At camp?”
Talia smirks, “Keep them quiet, at least.”
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11 Mar 2023
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03 Mar 2023
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The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.
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02 Jan 2023
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In which brainy freshman Stiles Stilinski wants star quarterback Derek Hale to join the math team, AKA math nerds in love.
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22 Oct 2021
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Stiles' world tilts, the bed dipping as a weight settles over him, caging him in. Growling. His eyes flutter open in distant confusion as hot air sweeps over his throat and he stares up at twin beams of gold shining inches from his face.
Werewolf.
Stiles does the only thing he can.
“DAD!”
The werewolf jumps at the sudden shout, blanketing him tighter, and it’s only seconds until his dad is in his bedroom doorway with Melissa close behind, flicking on the light. Stiles' mouth drops open as he stares up at the thick eyebrows, sharp nose and perfectly groomed stubble of a golden-eyed and fanged Derek Hale.
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When son of the Alpha, Derek Hale, ends up in his bed in heat, Stiles decides to use it to his advantage and secure the Bite for his sick stepbrother. As he and his family are welcomed into the Hale pack, Stiles grows closer to Derek than he'd ever dreamed he'd get, but with the fanged Soulbite of a born wolf on Derek's neck, he knows he's just setting himself up for heartbreak. Derek has a Soulmate out there, and it definitely isn't Stiles.
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- Part 5 of Sterek Writing Events
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09 Sep 2021
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“That Spanish poetry class I’m taking- the final is now a take-home. We have to write poetry, Erica.”
“And that’s what has you so freaked out?” she says, laughing. “Derek, you’re a lit major- how have you never had to write poetry before?”
"I’ve- I’ve had to write poetry before, but this isn’t, it’s-” Derek puts his face in his hands. “It’s erotic poetry,” he says, his voice muffled into his palms. Erica bursts into cackles, and Derek lifts his head to glare at her. “It’s really not that funny.”
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04 Aug 2021
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Stiles, why is Derek Hale passed out on our front porch? by marguerite_26, mothlights for alby_mangroves
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Oct 2013
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Stiles doesn't hear the knock on his front door, but he figures there must have been one, because now his dad's calling out to him,
"Stiles, do you know why Derek Hale just passed out on our front porch?"
Stiles freezes, carton of milk half way to his mouth. He looks around the empty room, wondering if it has any answers. Derek Hale just passed out on his front porch -- sounds like one of the signs of the coming apocalypse.
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06 May 2021
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L is for the way you look at me.
O is for-oh shit we got snowed into a motel together, guess we have to talk about our repressed feelings for one another.
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25 Mar 2021
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all these people drinking lover's spit by CeruleanHeart for Antarc
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Feb 2021
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A whole year of being single and nursing a broken heart has Steve left grasping for straws. But the great advantage of being friends with the magically talented is that he’s only one home-brewed potion away from solving his problems.
Only sometimes the real magic doesn’t lie in some fancy concoction but instead in the hands of a gorgeous rival turned lover and a really good fuck.
OR: How Steve stopped worrying and learned to love the dick.
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14 Feb 2021
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"This is a casual, adult relationship based on sex, and it is awesome." In which Stiles and Derek have a great time buddyfucking until a burrito ruins it all.
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01 Feb 2021
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It’s Not Pretend When It’s Real by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Swlfangirl
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Jul 2020
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“At least we got this far,” Stiles argued. “Could’ve been worse. For now, they know he’s taken by someone in the pack.”
“Mm hm,” Lydia said, giving him a look. “You realize that you are now going to have to pretend to date Derek, right?”
Stiles rolled his eyes. “Oh no, what a hardship. That sucks, boo hoo.” He motioned Derek emphatically. “He’s like, my best friend.”
“Hey!” Scott insisted.
“He’s like, my second best friend,” Stiles amended. “It’s fine, we’ll figure it out. Right?” He turned to grin at Derek, who was scowling at him.
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31 Dec 2020
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There’s a Wiccan boarding school near the Hale house. The witches and the werewolves have an understanding – leave each other alone and no one gets hurt.
This arrangement has worked for years - that is, until a new student by the name of Stiles joins the school.
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20 Dec 2020
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This fic was requested by introvertedshipperoflife: A sterek fic but a Highschool AU where Derek is not a bully but is intimidating and meanish to everyone ( while still being popular-ish? If that makes sense) but Stiles because he is totally in love with Stiles but Stiles is oblivious to it all. Feel free to add Scott being a bad friend and getting jealous that Stiles gets to hang with the popular people when be and Derek finally get together.
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11 Dec 2020
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Five times Stiles and Derek pretend to be boyfriends, and the one time they didn't have to pretend at all. (Or: in which Stiles' plan for senior year is completely ruined by a supernatural creature stalking him.)
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17 Nov 2020
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Some of Stiles' family come to visit him and John. He made sure no werewolf allowed near his house for the entire week so he could relax, but of course, that never happens.
(Or the one where Scott never pays attention and they finally get to meet actual Cousin Miguel along with a couple more of Stiles' relatives and the pack realizes they don't know much about Stiles than they realized.)
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- Part 1 of Stiles' Family Secret
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12 Nov 2020
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"Holy crap! Why the hell did you lie to incredibly powerful magical beings with trust issues? How was that Plan A?"
Derek says, "We're not arguing about this, it's already done."
"Like hell we're not fighting about this," Stiles says, indignant. "What were you thinking?"
"I was thinking it was worth the risk if it kept you alive! And it worked, so drop it."
"You had no idea that it was going to work!" Stiles throws his hands up. Why is Derek the most frustrating werewolf in the history of ever, why is Stiles even helping him, why is this his life? "Why did they even believe you in the first place?"
Derek says, "You reeked of me," which is unfair. Stiles only smelled because he'd gotten covered in Derek's bodily fluids trying to staunch the bleeding.
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21 Aug 2020
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“We are ... getting married.”
All three men at the desk blink.
Stiles frowns, “Who’s getting—”
“Me and Stiles are getting married.” Derek says forcefully.
Based on the 2009 movie, ‘The Proposal.’ Derek is a hotshot businessman, Stiles is his cranky assistant, complications arise, and they fall in love. Mostly all in that order.
[Complete!]
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13 Aug 2020
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Stiles can't remember what happened to rearrange the time-space continuum, or how he ended up being pulled into the past. All he knows is that he's there now, in 2003 Beacon Hills, with a teenage werewolf and a possibly-crazy veterinarian as his only allies.
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03 May 2020